Giggle for Republicans and those Democrates with a good sense of humor
2004 Democratic National Convention -- Official Program
>12:01pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
>12:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
>12:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
>12:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
>1:00pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix Big Government - Make it Bigger'
>1:30pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>1:40pm - Tribute theme to France.
>2:00pm - Al Gore speaks on 'After the Internet - My Latest Inventions'
>3:00pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
>3:15pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
>3:30pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
>4:00pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on 'How to Fix Foreign
>Relations - Isolationism'
>4:30pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>4:45pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
>6:00pm - Dinner - vegetarian;
entertainment and silverware provided by Bill Clinton
>7:30pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix the US Healthcare System - Stay Healthy'
>8:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
>8:30pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix Social Security - Print Money'
>9:00pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
>10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
>10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
>10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
>10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
>10:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
>11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.
>11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
>11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
>11:50PM - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>12:00pm - Al Gore speaks on
'Winning Elections Through Personality, Honesty & Character'
>12:30pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
>5:00am - Teddy Kennedy Conducts a Swimming Demonstration
>
>12:01pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
>12:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
>12:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
>12:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
>1:00pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix Big Government - Make it Bigger'
>1:30pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>1:40pm - Tribute theme to France.
>2:00pm - Al Gore speaks on 'After the Internet - My Latest Inventions'
>3:00pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
>3:15pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
>3:30pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
>4:00pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on 'How to Fix Foreign
>Relations - Isolationism'
>4:30pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>4:45pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
>6:00pm - Dinner - vegetarian;
entertainment and silverware provided by Bill Clinton
>7:30pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix the US Healthcare System - Stay Healthy'
>8:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
>8:30pm - Future President Hillary Clinton speaks on
'How to Fix Social Security - Print Money'
>9:00pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
>10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
>10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
>10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
>10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
>10:40pm - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
>11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.
>11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
>11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
>11:50PM - Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast.
>12:00pm - Al Gore speaks on
'Winning Elections Through Personality, Honesty & Character'
>12:30pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
>5:00am - Teddy Kennedy Conducts a Swimming Demonstration
>