GIRLS NIGHT OUT
Two women friends had gone for a “girls night out.” Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee..BAD!! So they stopped in the cemetery. Having nothing to wipe themselves with, one decided to take off her panties and use them as toilet paper. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, so she decided to use the ribbon from one of the wreaths that was on the grave next to her. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. So he phoned the other husband and said, “These “girls night out” have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst…my wife came home with no panties!!!” “That’s nothing!” said the other husband, “My wife came home with a card stuck to her a$$ that said: “From all of us at the Fire House. We’ll never forget you!”
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The next day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. So he phoned the other husband and said, “These “girls night out” have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst…my wife came home with no panties!!!” “That’s nothing!” said the other husband, “My wife came home with a card stuck to her a$$ that said: “From all of us at the Fire House. We’ll never forget you!”
