Good Date (warning - GROSS!)

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on
dates and all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, 'You know you've been on a good date when you come
home with your hair all messed up.'

The second one said, 'No, you know you've been on a good date when you
come home with your makeup all smeared.'

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her
panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. She said,
'Now THAT'S a good date.

I thought this was great so I told my FMIL Shes always sending me dirty jokes

She didnt laugh

I thought it was better than he dumb jokes