HAHAHAHA

Even if it's not true it is funny.
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True Story from Houston Medical Center


Man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

OUCH!

That is funny!!!

OMG that is too funny

knowing how a guy is #3 was probably the worst for him

very funny

HA #3 is bad.. I bet the wife had a man on the side too since her husbands weiner was so nugget sized!!