Handling Money Wisely

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says,
'Where the hell have you been?'

He replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,' he began.
'Two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you
want!!!'

my FH is an accountant, he'll love this one. I hope he doesn't get any ideas...LOL

....my FH liked this joke! too!!

That is always hysterical!

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Posted by LFitzy79

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says,
'Where the hell have you been?'

He replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,' he began.
'Two, once in awhile, I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you
want!!!'

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I've heard that one before...very funny