havent done this in a while: Dear______

Dear RSVP Slackers:

The little envelope was not meant to sit on your dining room table it had a stamp on it so it can go back in the mail so get ur butt moving or im going to send you a not so nice text or email! you are holding up my process people!!

Dear PRIEST

I realize that you've been on vacation all summer, but I'd really appreciate it if you returned NOW so that we can go over my WEDDING which you will be officiating in fewer than 5 weeks.

THANKS!

VERY STRESSED 'twoifbysea'

Dear Bridesmaids,

I know this sounds terribly selfish but I want to talk about my wedding more! I know you are all busy with your own lives, but we NEVER talk about it and I am trying to gear-up so i'm not freaking out the day-of!

Thanks,

the 1st bride out of ALL her friends...

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Posted by twoifbysea

Dear PRIEST

I realize that you've been on vacation all summer, but I'd really appreciate it if you returned NOW so that we can go over my WEDDING which you will be officiating in fewer than 5 weeks.

THANKS!

VERY STRESSED 'twoifbysea'

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I hear ya on that one!!

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Posted by ajlgmm815

Dear RSVP Slackers:

The little envelope was not meant to sit on your dining room table it had a stamp on it so it can go back in the mail so get ur butt moving or im going to send you a not so nice text or email! you are holding up my process people!!

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I couldn't agree more!!! My RSVP date is tomorrow and I am missing soooo many. I just don't understand how hard it is to say yes or no and put it in the mailbox....it already has the D A M N stamp!!!

Dear Family Member-

Being that i have been there done that- you would THINK to listen to me when i speak to you.. You are getting married in less than 2 1/2 months and you have YET to pick out invitations, let alone, put them together, address them, stamp them- and you have intentions to invite 400 ppl. GOOD LUCK ON THAT ONE!

When you don't get 80% of your rsvp's back.. don't ask me for help calling all those people....


Signed
The family member who doesn't understand why she cares so much when people don't give it back!

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Posted by ajlgmm815

Dear RSVP Slackers:

The little envelope was not meant to sit on your dining room table it had a stamp on it so it can go back in the mail so get ur butt moving or im going to send you a not so nice text or email! you are holding up my process people!!

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Same, I'm missing 29, and my RSVP date was yesterday. I started telling people if I don't have em by the end of the week to not bother sending them because they're no longer welcome.

Dear Hotel,

Can you please finish so I can get married there? Please?

Signed,

Your desperate crying bride.

Dear friends and family,

thank you so much for not RSVPing when your supposed to. Guess what just b/c I know your coming doesnt meanm your expemt. I didnt spend over 100.00 on stamps for no reason

Dear childhood friend,

thank you soooo much for showing me your true colors and making up every exuse for not coming to my shower and bachlorette party. If you come to my wedding Ill be shocked. Thanks for your support really appreciate it

Dear DOC,

Why is it that you are causing me more stress than all my other vendors put together?? Why is it that when I do your job for you and put together the timeline for my event and the processional order you make huge mistakes when transferring into your stupid template? Why is it that you promise to email me and you never do??? Why are my place cards still not ready when you promised they would be ready Monday?? WHYYYYYYY????

DEAR HAIR LADY,

U SCREWED ME BY NEVR GETTING BACK TO ME AND NOW 2 MONTHS B4 I HAVE NOONE TO DO MY HAIR..

THANKS TO YOU MY HAIR WILL LOOK LIKE A WLD ANIMAL THAT HAS JUST GONE THROUGH MATING SEASON

LOVE YOUR PISSED OFF BRIDE GINA

Dear FMIL,
Mail the damn RD invites already!! You needed to make them yourself and now the RD is 16 days away and you have not mailed all of the invites yet...So Tacky!!!

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Posted by ajlgmm815

Dear RSVP Slackers:

The little envelope was not meant to sit on your dining room table it had a stamp on it so it can go back in the mail so get ur butt moving or im going to send you a not so nice text or email! you are holding up my process people!!

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Amen! My RSVPs are due back on Friday and we're still missing a bunch. Funny thing is most of the 'kids' have responded. It's our parents' friends/relatives that we're still waiting on. Go figure!

Dear FSIL,
Will you decide who the F your bringing to the wedding and send in your F'in RSVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also when i email you or text you asking something wedding related you could at least answer me back