Hello, my name is Sue and today I was a parking lot road rager...
Okay, so I was leaving the mall and walking toward my wheels. The aisle was a one way and this lady drove toward me and politely asked if she could have my spot.
So, I said, 'Sure, but you passed it. There's no one here, so just back up.' (so she reversed down the one-way)
AnyWHO, as soon as she gets by my SUV, this other woman (let's just call her 'Spoiled') comes into the aisle and starts blowing her horn at the lady. So, the lady stops. But, she was still kinda behind my car. So, she slowly backs up a little more and Spoiled starts blowing her horn and PULLING UP.
So, I stop in the street and nod my head to say 'no' to Spoiled. So, everyone finally stops moving and I get into the car.
Now, I really felt like it was MY spot to give away, because I could have just as easily gone back inside to do more shopping and then NO ONE would get the spot.
I start to pull out, but there really wasn't enough room to back out the 'traditional way', without hitting the polite lady.
I pull back in, but no one moves. I look over at Spoiled, and she gestures that she's not going anywhere.
Then, the polite lady gestures that she's just going to leave. So, I open my window and yell, 'NO DON'T MOVE. THIS SPOT IS YOURS.'
So, I kick into 4 Wheel Drive, jump the little thingy in front of me, back straight up at like 90 miles per hour, and pull out.
And, the polite lady had to do like a 6 point K turn to get in, but she got it.
And, as I was leaving, some teenage guys yelled out, 'HEY, That was awesome...YOU DRIVE LIKE A MAN!!!'
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So, I said, 'Sure, but you passed it. There's no one here, so just back up.' (so she reversed down the one-way)
AnyWHO, as soon as she gets by my SUV, this other woman (let's just call her 'Spoiled') comes into the aisle and starts blowing her horn at the lady. So, the lady stops. But, she was still kinda behind my car. So, she slowly backs up a little more and Spoiled starts blowing her horn and PULLING UP.
So, I stop in the street and nod my head to say 'no' to Spoiled. So, everyone finally stops moving and I get into the car.
Now, I really felt like it was MY spot to give away, because I could have just as easily gone back inside to do more shopping and then NO ONE would get the spot.
I start to pull out, but there really wasn't enough room to back out the 'traditional way', without hitting the polite lady.
I pull back in, but no one moves. I look over at Spoiled, and she gestures that she's not going anywhere.
Then, the polite lady gestures that she's just going to leave. So, I open my window and yell, 'NO DON'T MOVE. THIS SPOT IS YOURS.'
So, I kick into 4 Wheel Drive, jump the little thingy in front of me, back straight up at like 90 miles per hour, and pull out.
And, the polite lady had to do like a 6 point K turn to get in, but she got it.
And, as I was leaving, some teenage guys yelled out, 'HEY, That was awesome...YOU DRIVE LIKE A MAN!!!'
