Help Me with A Nutty Neighbor!

I already posted this on LIF... but I hope some of you will be able to help out here too! I know it is a little long and not the usual fun stuff topic. But I would love some advice or suggestions!

My crazy neighbor i

what an asshat.

i would sooooo put up a sign. i would also use his driveway to turn around. not often...just when he's looking. my sign would be a little longer than yours (just to show what an asshat he is): Please use. God bless. (or, my personal fave, 'have a blessed day') Coming from the south, I've learned that a good way to counter attack an asshat is with A-kindness and B-the BIG man upstairs. Old ladies who get mad at you down there love to use 'have a blessed day' as they walk off...usually after getting their way!

I am so sorry to here that! We have a crazy neighbor too but its her irresponsible kids that are terrible!

I feel your pain!
I would do donuts on his lawn! hehehehe
Doh no evil symbol!

Ok - what a loser! I'm so sorry you have to live next to someone so yucky!

Don't do the sign thing. I know you want to. I want to. No, actually I want to give his phone number out to as many telemarketing companies that will take it then tell at LEAST 10 different religious communities that he is interested in their religion, then I would give his address out to anyone that would take it and have him inundated with junk mail!

Then I would walk my dog on his lawn and if I didn't have a dog I would get one to walk on his lawn!

I have NO DOUBT that you could find a bunch of kids to TP his house.

On Halloween tell all the kids that he refuses to answer the door.

NO WAIT! I GOT IT! Put a sh!t bomb on his front stoop, light it on fire, ring the door bell and run!

Then I would mediate and get over it. Well, only slightly...

Wow.

Part of me thinks that nothing says eff you like a bag of flaming poop or bologna on a car to ruin the paint.

But I think that you have to ignore him.

Besides, any good sign for him would need to be the size of a billboard.

You could always just have a loud, raucous party, requiring EVERYONE to park on the street and see how he reacts.