Here's a funny poll for everyone....

FH and I were talking about this as I was playing some possible songs for our wedding..

What would be the most inappropriate songs to have played at a wedding??

Some suggestions:

Magic Stick by 50 Cent & Lil Kim
Nookie by Limp Bizkit
Get Low by Lil Jon
Move B!tch by Ludacris
Short D__k Man by 20 fingers
Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew
Can A N___ Get a Table Dance by 2 Live Crew

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Posted by BKtoLI

FH and I were talking about this as I was playing some possible songs for our wedding..

What would be the most inappropriate songs to have played at a wedding??

Some suggestions:

Magic Stick by 50 Cent & Lil Kim
Nookie by Limp Bizkit
Get Low by Lil Jon
Move B!tch by Ludacris
Short D__k Man by 20 fingers
Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew
Can A N___ Get a Table Dance by 2 Live Crew

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OMG - FH and I have a joke about us playing Can a N_____ Get a Table Dance for the garter toss!

ETA: Put it in my Mouth by Akinyele

So my fhs co- worker came up with this (shes female so I didnt get too offended) She tells him everyday that our first dance
should be to

If You Wanna Be Happy


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

ha, how about 'The Thong Song' from a few years back?

or

'I like big butts and I cannot lie...'
(although I think that song is hilarious and would probably play it anyway...)

oh, and wasn't there a song out a few years ago that went something like 'She f***ing hates me...'?

too funny.

Hmmm...

Down with OPP - Naughty by Nature
What's your Fantasy - Ludacris(?)

Oh God I probably have a lot more of these.....

Gold Digger by Kanye West
PIMP by 50 Cent
You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette
Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas
The Bad Touch (Discovery Channel) by the Blood Hound Gang
Maneater by Hall & Oates
What Have You Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson
Is That Your B!tch by Memphis Bleek & Jay Z
Lap Dance by N.E.R.D.
You Make Me Sick by Pink
Push It by Salt N Pepa
No Scrubs by TLC

OMG--I have not heard some of those songs in ages.

We need to have an 'offensive song' party where these are all we play!!!

For those of us who were around in the 1970s, what was the real title of the song that went 'Push, Push in the Bush' ???????

It is obviously an old song, as nobody even keeps a bush anymore!!!! Tee hee!!!

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Posted by BKtoLI

Oh God I probably have a lot more of these.....

Gold Digger by Kanye West
PIMP by 50 Cent
You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette
Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas
The Bad Touch (Discovery Channel) by the Blood Hound Gang
Maneater by Hall & Oates
What Have You Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson
Is That Your B!tch by Memphis Bleek & Jay Z
Lap Dance by N.E.R.D.
You Make Me Sick by Pink
Push It by Salt N Pepa
No Scrubs by TLC

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Sorry, we are definitely playing Gold Digger at our wedding,...FH loves that song

And yet here I am listening to Lap Dance right now....

'ooh baby you want me? you can get this lap dance here for free'

The song was used in a lot of movies....

Kerie, what was the name of that old song...it goes something like

'so many men, so little time, how can I choose'

I think 'I will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor is SO inappropriate to play at weddings - but it seems to be a favorite...

Also that song from the 90's - Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her (all about her guy cheating on her...)

BTW - the inappropriate list - I happen to love all those songs!!!