FH and I were talking about this as I was playing some possible songs for our wedding..
What would be the most inappropriate songs to have played at a wedding??
Some suggestions:
Magic Stick by 50 Cent & Lil Kim Nookie by Limp Bizkit Get Low by Lil Jon Move B!tch by Ludacris Short D__k Man by 20 fingers Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew Can A N___ Get a Table Dance by 2 Live Crew
Beth1210
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Sorry, we are definitely playing Gold Digger at our wedding,...FH loves that song
I want to dedicate to my Dads New GF- but he might get mad
how about- I like big butts!
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So my fhs co- worker came up with this (shes female so I didnt get too offended) She tells him everyday that our first dance should be to
If You Wanna Be Happy
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Sax solo Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Spoken: Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you
sadly I have heard this played at weddings- I hate it
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My DJ played 'Dont'cha' by Pussycat Dolls! It didnt dawn on me until 1/2 way through the song that I was singing 'Dont ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me, dont ya wish you girlfriend was a freak like me...'
I gotta admit though.. the dancefloor was packed
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Don't know who sings it, and and I don't know the name of the song, but the lyrics go like this
I want you ( I want you) I need you ( I need you) but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you but don't you cry, cause two out of three ain't bad.
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Kerie, what was the name of that old song...it goes something like
'so many men, so little time, how can I choose'
I used to love that song--I think it's just called 'so many men.'
And there's also 'It's raining men.'
But don't forget the big thing at 1980s weddings was to play Billy Idol's Moni Moni and everyone would add the lines, 'Get Laid, Get Fucked.' It's even on my sister's wedding video!!!!!
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'Love Stinks'
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Posted by weddingbunny
ha, how about 'The Thong Song' from a few years back?
or
'I like big butts and I cannot lie...' (although I think that song is hilarious and would probably play it anyway...)
oh, and wasn't there a song out a few years ago that went something like 'She f***ing hates me...'?
too funny.
BKtoLI
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Wow since when were curses actually allowed on the board!!! We still get blocked for writing s ucks!!!
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I actually HEARD 'Baby got Back' at a wedding and people LOVED it. It was kinda tongue in cheek.
I heard 'Lady Marmalade' (before the popular and recent remake) played by a band at a wedding and I am thinking 'Since when is a song about WHORES appropriate at a wedding?'
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How about - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
BRod-Cheng
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Do it till your satisfied
M&S Sept12006
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Whaat?!
Im thinking about the song 'Freak Me baby' by Silk for the garter removal 'procedure'...LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't know who sings it, and and I don't know the name of the song, but the lyrics go like this
I want you ( I want you) I need you ( I need you) but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you but don't you cry, cause two out of three ain't bad.
2 out of 3 ain't bad by meatloaf
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How about 'I wanna sex you up'
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Whaat?!
Im thinking about the song 'Freak Me baby' by Silk for the garter removal 'procedure'...LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats too funny
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Kerie, what was the name of that old song...it goes something like
'so many men, so little time, how can I choose'
I used to love that song--I think it's just called 'so many men.'
And there's also 'It's raining men.'
But don't forget the big thing at 1980s weddings was to play Billy Idol's Moni Moni and everyone would add the lines, 'Get Laid, Get Fucked.' It's even on my sister's wedding video!!!!!
You just said the F word
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I expect my last post will get deleted, or words will be bleeped out!!
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Have we mentioned yet that song from about 3 yrs ago--Lick my neck, my back, my Pu$$y, and my crack.
I'm friends with this guy who is like so straight laced and he got a kick out of that song. I was shocked!
