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He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .

chikita315 Posted:

He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .

I'm sunning myself yesterday, because I NEED a tan.
Big man comes out, takes one look at my legs,
screams 'WHOA'. Runs inside, comes back outside with his sunglasses on and said, 'That's better. Now I can look directly at your legs'.


mtdr1106 Posted:

Re: He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .

good thing he is not my husband - he would have gone blind from my entire body! i am so white i am almost clear....

hmpena Posted:

Re: He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .

I think my response would have been,'And where are you sleeping tonight?'
M&S Sept12006 Posted:

Re: He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .


Posted by mtdr1106

good thing he is not my husband - he would have gone blind from my entire body! i am so white i am almost clear....



I'm transparent myself...once the real sun comes out Im planning on hitting my backyard with some Australian Gold on my legs...that stuff works wonders on my milky legs (which are by the way THE SLOWEST tanning part of my body).
SuzBride Posted:

Re: He's lucky there were no sharp objects around. . .


Posted by mtdr1106

good thing he is not my husband - he would have gone blind from my entire body! i am so white i am almost clear....



me too! I have had acquaintences comment on it () and ask if I 'have ever seen the sun'.

Men are such a PIT-A with their commentary.

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