Well I guess I have to wait until tommorrow...I am off to bed now..nighty night ladies
good night!
milana
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luvabul
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ahahahaha
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Two guys are in a bar and the guy says to his friend, 'I wanna lose 10 pounds.'
His friend says, 'Okay give me one hundred dollars.'
The guy gives him the money and leaves the bar.
A day later a hot chick is in the guy's front yard. She says, 'If you can catch me, I will have sex with you.'
The guy chases her around for an hour and loses 10 pounds.
The next day a guy tells the first guy's friend, 'I wanna lose 20 pounds.'
The friend says, 'Okay give me two hundred dollars.'
The second guy gives the friend the money and leaves.
The next day a hot chick is in the second guy's yard.
She says, 'If you can catch me you can have sex with me.'
The second guy chases her around for two hours and loses 20 pounds.
The next day a fast olympic athlete tells the guys' friend he wants to lose 30 pounds.
The guys' friend thinks and then finally says, 'Okay give me three hundred dollars.'
The athlete gives him the money and leaves.
The next day there's a 10 foot tall, male gorilla in his yard with a sign that says, 'If I catch you, you have to have sex with me.'
milana
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thats awesome!
luvabul
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1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.
5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature.
7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
8. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
luvabul
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5 secrets to romantic happiness
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet
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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car,' said Herman, 'It's hundreds of them!'
milana
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5 secrets to romantic happiness
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet
How true is that haha! Love it!!!
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the night'.
'We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.'
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.
The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious person.'
He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.'
