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HILARIOUS E-mail I received

Misty Posted: Oct 24, 2002 10:40 AM+

Misty MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 8409 WEDDING DATE: Jun 20, 2010

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 10:40 AM

HILARIOUS E-mail I received

Send your FI's this ladies...it's titled 'One for the training manual...'

Dear Deirdre,

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
fiancée's mother is not only very Attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me
to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
under a hundred......then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex
with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that
I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Deirdre, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I
thought their 'little test' was asinine and insulting to my character? Or
should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason
I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

OctBride03 Posted: Oct 24, 2002 10:53 AM+

OctBride03 MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 6768 WEDDING DATE: Oct 19, 2003

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 10:53 AM

Re: HILARIOUS E-mail I received

That was cute! Very funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

michele31 Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:07 AM+

michele31 MEMBER SINCE: 6/01 TOTAL POSTS : 10673 WEDDING DATE: Nov 02, 2002 WEDDING LOCATION: Tavern on the Green

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:07 AM

Re: HILARIOUS E-mail I received

I hope you know this person

Misty Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:22 AM+

Misty MEMBER SINCE: 9/02 TOTAL POSTS : 8409 WEDDING DATE: Jun 20, 2010

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:22 AM

Re: HILARIOUS E-mail I received

My fiance sent it to me! LOL

abc7077 Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:23 AM+

abc7077 MEMBER SINCE: 4/02 TOTAL POSTS : 1143 WEDDING DATE: Dec 07, 2002

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:23 AM

Re: HILARIOUS E-mail I received

I just sent it off to my fh, I think it is cute thanks

Lauren5 Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:24 AM+

Lauren5 MEMBER SINCE: 8/02 TOTAL POSTS : 30 WEDDING DATE: Nov 09, 2002

Posted: Oct 24, 2002 11:24 AM

Re: HILARIOUS E-mail I received

I forwraded this to my fiance, but changed all the info to fit my mom's description and name. And asked if he had something to do with this. He got a kick out of it.