Hilarious: just got this from a friend!
> > A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a
> > very large jar behind the
> > bar. It's filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills.
> > The man guesses there
> > must be thousands of dollars there.
> >
> > He approaches the bartender and asks him, 'What's
> > up with the jar?'
> >
> > The bartender tells him, 'Well, you pay ten dollars
> > and if you pass three
> > tests then you get all of the money.'
> >
> > 'What are the three tests?'
> >
> > 'Pay first. Those are the rules.'
> >
> > So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the
> > bartender adds it to the jar
> > with the other bills. The bartender says, 'OK,
> > here's what you have to
> > do....
> >
> > First, you have to drink that whole gallon of
> > pepper tequila, the WHOLE
> > thing at once AND you can't make a face while doing
> > it.
> >
> > Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with
> > a sore tooth... you
> > have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
> >
> > Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's
> > never had an orgasm in
> > her life. You gotta make things right for her.'
> >
> > The man responds, 'Well I know I've paid my ten
> > bucks but I'm not an idiot,
> > I can't do all that.... it's impossible!'
> >
> > 'Well, you asked, and I told you...those are the
> > rules, and your money
> > stays in the jar.'
> >
> > Well, time goes on and the man has several drinks,
> > then asks, 'Wherez zat
> > teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of tequila with both
> > hands, and downs it
> > with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his
> > cheeks but he does not make a face.
> >
> > Then he says, 'Right, the dog's next?'
> >
> > He staggers out back and soon all the people inside
> > hear a huge scuffle
> > going on. They hear barking, screams, yelps and
> > growling, and eventually
> > silence. Just when they think the man must surely be
> > dead, he staggers back
> > into the bar, with his shirt ripped to shreds and
> > big scratches all over his
> > body.
> >
> > 'Now,' he says, 'where's that woman with the sore
> > tooth?'
> > very large jar behind the
> > bar. It's filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills.
> > The man guesses there
> > must be thousands of dollars there.
> >
> > He approaches the bartender and asks him, 'What's
> > up with the jar?'
> >
> > The bartender tells him, 'Well, you pay ten dollars
> > and if you pass three
> > tests then you get all of the money.'
> >
> > 'What are the three tests?'
> >
> > 'Pay first. Those are the rules.'
> >
> > So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the
> > bartender adds it to the jar
> > with the other bills. The bartender says, 'OK,
> > here's what you have to
> > do....
> >
> > First, you have to drink that whole gallon of
> > pepper tequila, the WHOLE
> > thing at once AND you can't make a face while doing
> > it.
> >
> > Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with
> > a sore tooth... you
> > have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
> >
> > Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's
> > never had an orgasm in
> > her life. You gotta make things right for her.'
> >
> > The man responds, 'Well I know I've paid my ten
> > bucks but I'm not an idiot,
> > I can't do all that.... it's impossible!'
> >
> > 'Well, you asked, and I told you...those are the
> > rules, and your money
> > stays in the jar.'
> >
> > Well, time goes on and the man has several drinks,
> > then asks, 'Wherez zat
> > teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of tequila with both
> > hands, and downs it
> > with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his
> > cheeks but he does not make a face.
> >
> > Then he says, 'Right, the dog's next?'
> >
> > He staggers out back and soon all the people inside
> > hear a huge scuffle
> > going on. They hear barking, screams, yelps and
> > growling, and eventually
> > silence. Just when they think the man must surely be
> > dead, he staggers back
> > into the bar, with his shirt ripped to shreds and
> > big scratches all over his
> > body.
> >
> > 'Now,' he says, 'where's that woman with the sore
> > tooth?'
