HOW CUTEEEEEEEEEE

okay now onto some funnies:


i like his splits





























tfln and fml coming up

Love the ministry of silly walks... huge python fan...

and Fukin a dude... = priceless

I like that the penis rolls are called 'Baguette Magique'.

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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fccking mary kay party?
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, 'I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple.'
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said 'I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture' then passed out again.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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(908):

It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
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Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, 'Mommy has diarrhea!' FML
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Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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