Hump day ha ha's

TBC...

(509):

You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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(432):

Her directions to the house party: 'the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat'
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(319):

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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(859):

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
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please elaborate on, 'atleast one ear'
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(909):

She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Today, I took a really big crap, and took a shower. I forgot to flush. I later brought a girl over and she went to the bathroom. She told me what she saw. Embarrassed, I blamed it on my little brother. She met my mom for the first time right after, who mentioned that I was an only child. FML
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Today, I was at a family get together, even though I've been sick the last few days. I was talking to my grandma when I coughed. When I coughed, I sharted. I have no change of clothes, and am too embarrassed to tell anyone about my problem. Only 3 more hours to go. FML
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Today, I was checking myself in a window. Thinking it was doing this in private, I began to rearrange my bra, shirt, and hair while making provocative facial expressions. When I stopped focusing on my reflection, I realized there was a conference being held inside. They were all staring at me. FML
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Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, 'As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me.' She replied, 'Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking.' FML
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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my down stairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said 'is there a SQUIRREL in your pants?' FML
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I look forward to these everyday!

do you really? cause there are days when i'm like...
i feel like i'm annoying everyone

i'll get like one or two
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MISSED ONE!!!


Best Things About This Couple: 1. The groom’s white satin suit also features some lovely hand-stitched embroidery. 2. The bride’s necklace is stylishly draped over her left arm for effect. 3. The bride’s hair. How did they ‘do that? 4. No, wait. The groom’s hair. Very understated in comparison. 5. The fact that these two found each other. They’ve got to be one of the happiest looking MySpace couples I’ve ever seen. Congrats!

yeah, i always read them and am always happy to see them here ... i def saw it earlier but you said 'to be continued' so i wanted to wait to comment until you posted the rest .... and now you did so i can officially laugh

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Posted by Becca2010

Nahhh a lot of people read them, but just don't reply. They're great, keep 'em coming.

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Definately keep 'em coming!!
I'm one that doesn't reply (bad me!).. but they are so funny .. and a very welcome laugh during my day!!

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Posted by Becca2010

Nahhh a lot of people read them, but just don't reply. They're great, keep 'em coming.

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I look forward to these all the time...just never comment. My bad

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

do you really? cause there are days when i'm like...
i feel like i'm annoying everyone

i'll get like one or two
'' 's..

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Personally, I love them!

I want the shirt that says 'I'm Gandalf and Magneto. Get over it.'

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

(859):

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
(1-859):

please elaborate on, 'atleast one ear'
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How did I miss that one?!

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

(859):

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
(1-859):

please elaborate on, 'atleast one ear'
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How did I miss that one?!

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I just LOL-ed!! I missed it too!

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

(859):

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
(1-859):

please elaborate on, 'atleast one ear'
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How did I miss that one?!

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I just LOL-ed!! I missed it too!

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Posted by Becca2010



I look forward to these everyday!

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Me too!! Love these!!

I definitely read them...I actually copied the pic of the X Box sign and sent it to my coworkers! They were