Posted by BriansWifey
Posted by jilliibabii
YIKES! That s*cks!! Oh well, nothing you can do now!
In my office, IT has to approve e-mails that go to 'All Business' since they go to everyone in al of our offices worldwide. So this girl was having an affair with a (married) security guard in the building in Chicago and she was back and forth with her co-worker telling her about what they were doing and it was.... graphic. Apparently, it somehow got forwarded to All Business and they sent it out!!! EVERYONE read it. Needless to say, the girl quit on the spot. I wish I could find it somewhere, I still have the e-mail saved b/c it was ridiculous!
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now that is a moron!
OMG! I found it!! It's a slow day so enjoy ladies!! Please note the names have been left out to protect the... err... guilty. I swear on my life that this is the actual e-mail!
Friend:
Hey
Nothing much is up with me. What's up with you? How was your day off yesterday???? Was it well enjoyed?
Employee:
It was okay! Well my friend was having some difficulties yesterday he could not get it to stay h--- for some reason. As a matter of fact a could not get it up a few times. I don't what happen with yesterday I felt kind bad for him he was a little
embarass and his little pride and ego was shot. We filmed it again it was excellent great lighting this time but for some reason
he just was not having a good day. He was like I don't why I can't get it to act right I don't what is wrong with it he said it is really starting to pist me off. And he was a little upset when he left yesterday I felt sorry for him because I know how men are when it come to that and especially with him. He said I to know me I know you are mad at me right I was like no he said you are going to be mad at me Sylvia. I told him for what things happen and every time won't be the same so we spent quite a bit of time together yesterday he go there around 9:00 and did not leave until around 1:00 pm. So you know what that means he took the day off to be with me. After we finish the movie we just laid and cuddle up and I put in movie he nodded off a little he always wants to take a nap. But girl I was on 10 yesterday I was all over his a-- he was you are a little more aggressive tha than you usually are. I was saying all kinds of nasty things to him he I think it bothers him when he thinks he has not pleased me because he is always asking me tell what you like so I can take care of you. I actually enjoyed his company yesterday we talked and laugh about crazy stuff. But wait why did he tell me he loved me yesterday he was all passionate with this was while I was in the middle of hooking him up and you know what I mean. I told him I know you do and he ask me did I love him or was it just because of what we do. I told him I loved him and I love doing things to him and basically I love everything about him. Girl oh goodness I thinking where did that come from I know his a-- had fallen for me but I surprise to hear that but remember a while back I told you when he would come over and we did not see each other for a minute how he tell me how much he missed me or whatever I knew then that his feelings where real thick. But I will take it with a grain salt and not read all into but it has been three years for a brotha and s--- is the bomb and well what can I say. But to be honest I am head over hills with him I guess because I have my feelings a bit reserved because I know the deal. But he was the main one trying to be careful and look what happen he end getting caught real bad. When we were watching the film after he rewind it which I did not want to see myself on camera but I did look at. He was like you are so nasty and I told him I know he said yea that is why I loveeeeeeee your little freaky a--. My boy got it bad we talk just about everyday so what does that tell you but anyway let me know what you think about the L WORD FROM HIM. HOLLA BACK!
Friend:
OH MY GOD!!! I can't beleive he actually said that. However, like you said don't let that carry a lot of weight. I'm not saying that he's lieing or anything, but just don't get caught up in those words. Because even though the feelings are out, the situation is still the same. Continue to do what your doing. Like you said you don't call him as much, you let him call you. Don't let this change your actions.
Employee:
No way no how! I am to intelligent for that and I know how some operate and will tell some bull to see if you believe it. I know back in the day my boy was serious player he could not tell me different. That was until somebody tried to kill his a--
but men normally try to hide their feelings they are the first ones to fall for you but don't want you to know. I never call him he always calls me and the only way I will call him is if he calls and leaves me a message on my voicemail at work to call him back. He is funny he always wants to know what I did the night before when he calls me the next day I miss having somebody in my life but at the same time I am so glad I am not trapped in a mess relationship or marriage. He told me he was going to be on vacation next week he said he needed a vacation. So I asked him was he going out of town or anything he said no he just going to be at home while his kids are at school I am sure that includes the wife also. He needs to take breather just chill in the home by himself. I remember when he was suppose to be off around the christmas and new years holiday he came into work some of those days because his wife takes off at the same and he said she drives him crazy when she at home. But I get kick
of just knowing his a-- is caught up he suppose to be so smart cool and never lets his guard down. Yea right but hey that's a man for you.
Friend:
Hey Girl
Nothing much is up with me. What's going on with you? Miss me??? I got off a little bit earlier and was able to catch an earlier train yesterday. Did you go to bible class last night?
Employee:
Of course I did not miss you (LOL).Girl so much stuff was said after the party saturday Terrance called me yesterday furious. Okay first of all it was suppose to be a party on the low right because it was in the building. Now he did clear it with the VP
he said it was suppose to be just a few friends. Now one of the security guards he invited girl went back and told the other security guards about like a little b----. And Terrance said they were all mad at him coming up to him saying oh you had a party saturday. And Keith the guy that told it had his girlfriend with him and they got into an argument because some people were saying she was pusing up on all the guys there. She is ugly as hell sorry but it is true Terrance say she told Keith that when she was dancing with Terrance his d--- got hard. Girl it was a trip and remember how I told you Caren was dogging out
Kara Terrance really good friend. Well I told him yesterday I told him I was really fighting not to but she is a hating a-- b---- and she had no right trashing that girl like that. He really got mad he was like you should have never told me that he that is it her a-- is out but I tried to warn him Caren kept trying to feel on him all night girl she is so desperate and thirsty none of the guys danced with her. And on top of that he said he heard that he had strippers at the party and rump shakers girl where did people get this info Hater's man I tell you. And I told him to be careful with Felecia Dennis also the girl that came with me she talks to damn much. I told him how she said he fronted her off in the lobby and other stuff that she said everybody knows she talks to damn much. And he told the guy is not even interested in her like that he just wants to tap that a--. And I told Terrance hell I know that but I don't s--- to do with it I am staying out of it. And he said besides Chuck is married he ask me did I know that and I told him no I did not know and did not care.Girl people are a trip that is why I am not f------ with nobody that is going to have my best interest at heart. I have so more to tell later but knew Caren a-- what a hater hell she talk about me when she went to bathroom with some other females. Terrance ain't nobody going to come to come funtions and talk about my friends.
HOLLA BACK.
Friend:
Good Morning
Hey What's up? Sorry I could not email you back yesterday. It got kind of busy towards the end of the day. My boss was not here yesterday, but she kept me busy through emails. About time I was finished with her, I rushed out of here. I was able to catch the Rock Island train home. Anyway, since the party have you seen Caren? How did you find out that she was talking about you?
Employee:
PART TWO!
Okay remember I mention Terrance called me this morning right! Well for one he called about the email I sent him and also telling me don't put a return receipt on his email. You know my answer shut it up but any way he got off in to talking some other some guy that works up under him or what ever and how guys act little females and gossip more than women. He said he actually had to retract a statement he made about women he said he has come to find to find out men act and talk alot like little b------. I'm thinking well damn it is about time so then I broke out with some real knowledge for his a-- so we went on talking about different things and life in general it was actually a very intelligent conversation. So at first he was like trying see if he could get me all rowled up and told I peep his card on that. And further more I told him I know he trys to do it on purpose some just see if he can get a rise out of me. And told him I am learning and getting very good at his routine when it comes to that and it will be harder for him to get to me. So any way I went on to tell him that women need to learn how accept themselves for who they are and the way they are. I told I am completely and totally satisfied with the person that I am I love who I am and yes we all gain weight and get older but that has nothing to do with the person themselves. If man can't accept you for who you are and the way that you look then f--- them. Men can always tell when a woman is not at her best or has low selfesteem problems and comes off as being very thirsty and hungry for some attention. And that is exactly how they will treat you attract who you are. And also told I him don't have time for some n----- to get his s--- together he had better step to me ready with money in the bank half way got his act together and leave the drama at the doorstep. I also told he him that women should not depend on men for their own happiness they need to find it on their own. And I made sure I let know that
I do not depend on him for my happiness he does make my life what it is. He is friend and care deeply for him but that is where it stops I have nothing to gain from him. Now of course he is hanging to every word I am saying and I also told him that he is a character builder for me everytime he does something silly. He calls me I don't call him hardly ever any more but listen to this his little a-- is soooooooooooo horny right now I knew it from a couple of days ago but I am playing it off and I am not saying anything. I have been good thus far I saw he makes little comments here and there but I ignore them. So saw him this morning right he had someone with him showing the guy around the building on some buisness. So I said to myself watch his a-- his going to call and what do you know as soon as he got to his offiice that is exactly what he did. He said you were surprise see huh I said uh no you doing your job and busy as usually. He was yea you were surprise to see me I said again no but any way he called to tell me he is getting ready to watch me s--- his d--- on the movie that we made he is so funny. So I ask why would you call me and tell me that what a tease and I asked him what does that do for me he said I don't know but I know what it is going to do for me he was like do you want to listen to all the nasty stuff you were saying I told I already know. So you know he is going to be in full affect after that but I am going to hold my peace and see what happens I am not saying a word. And weekend well that will be pure hell for him because you know a brother will be fiening for a sista.
