my crazy coworker has struck again with her talking sh*t on my wedding. its like no matter how hard i try to avoid her she has some crap to say....i could care less about her wedding but for some reason she is in the massive competition with me.
i walked into my boss' office and warned him that i may b*tch slap her...he can't stand her either so he gave me permission
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That's ridiculous! How immature!
AngnShaun
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I wish I could say just ignore her... but self control in that situation is not one of my strong points... and im cranky right now!
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lol hey if you have permission
CarolAnn721
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Start stealing her lunch. Tell her that wedding planning, although stressful, is a wonderful time and that the only problem you are having is with her. So to back away from you before you knock her teeth out for her wedding.
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no this is what you say...
'i'm so flattered that you find my wedding details so intriguing that you find it necessary to comment on them all the time. i wish i could say the same about your tacky ideas...' (and make the really fake, apologetic face at the end)
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MrsC2010
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Posted by brittndave
no this is what you say...
'i'm so flattered that you find my wedding details so intriguing that you find it necessary to comment on them all the time. i wish i could say the same about your tacky ideas...' (and make the really fake, apologetic face at the end)
i wish i had the guts to say this. i am so non-confrontational
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i walked into my boss' office and warned him that i may b*tch slap her...he can't stand her either so he gave me permission
Way to go boss!!!
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Posted by wo0shply
lol hey if you have permission
FutureMrsSoltan
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wth is wrong with people ????
do they have nothing better tod o with their timee
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no this is what you say...
'i'm so flattered that you find my wedding details so intriguing that you find it necessary to comment on them all the time. i wish i could say the same about your tacky ideas...' (and make the really fake, apologetic face at the end)
i like this but i'd end with just 'i wish i could say the same about your wedding...'
'cause then it would just kind of leave her wondering exactly what you meant by it and if you were really trying to be b1tchy
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Oh no Kelly! It ***** when someone talks smack, however since you have permission, I'd verbally b!tch slap her along the lines of, 'wow, you really have a lot to say regarding my wedding. how about you worry about yourself and your wedding and step off?'
you can do it!!!!!
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y dont you tell her you're starting a wedding diet and give her all this unhealthy stuff to eat. (like in mean girls)
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y dont you tell her you're starting a wedding diet and give her all this unhealthy stuff to eat. (like in mean girls)
haha or put laxatives in her food that would be funny im evil
mrsdraskin2009
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Ewww what a tw@t!!!!!
Maybe you should start dropping ugly hints since she's obviously copying you
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no this is what you say...
'i'm so flattered that you find my wedding details so intriguing that you find it necessary to comment on them all the time. i wish i could say the same about your tacky ideas...' (and make the really fake, apologetic face at the end)
I would definitely say something along these lines or give it right back to her... making her feel insecure... something. I just cannot stand people when they are so oblivious. I just reciprocate their actions and they pick up on it pretty quickly. Just do it with a smile...
I LOVE your boss though... giving permission... great.
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People need to grow up. Why does she have to be a psycho??????
