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i am free!!

ant n tilde Posted:

i am free!!

My aunt and uncle just left - they came here for three weeks from Sicily.

Seriously, they lied to us. They didnt want to come to America, they wanted to bring Sicily here and maybe see a few American things.

We had to eat at exactly 1PM and 9PM even if that meant we couldnt see certain things bc we HAD to be back in time.

We ONLY ate italian food, love love love it of course but I made them try 'American' breakfast food and they were like 'we dont eat this at home' NO KIDDING that is why i am asking you to try it?

they are SO judgemental - i mean seriously, my mom worked so hard to clean our already spotless house and they actually said in the kids' room 'omg you have to have a place for all these toys human beings cant live like this' bc the kids had their own 'corner' of the TV room!

we would plan all these things for them but then the moment it interfered with the sacred food hour. . . forget it.

i mean, my aunt was awesome she cooked and cleaned and stuff but really it was my uncle. and i couldnt keep my mouth shut and i think he was really surprised that a woman spoke up that much

but seriously, when i go there i eat WHEN they eat and WHAT they eat and I enjoy it and i go with the flow. . . even if it means i am eating dinner and almost falling asleep in my plate!

anyway, i still cried when they left and i will miss them but three weeks with house guests is just . . . insane!!!

oh yeah and also adding that TODAY jsut when i was sad that he was leaving he connected:
terrorism
eating more than three times a day
AND
giant soft drinks
in a 45 minute argument with my poor mom that is just clueless.
Jesses Girl Posted:

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ur too much!

and id like to note that they made u miss jenns pool party which was a b i t ch in time..

so fun i woke up with green hair the next day effin chlorine!

ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by Jesses Girl

ur too much!

and id like to note that they made u miss jenns pool party which was a b i t ch in time..

so fun i woke up with green hair the next day effin chlorine!




aww i actually had fun that night - the whole fam was there with ALL the babies and stuff, we havent had a chance to do that in a while!

but it stunk it had to be the same night!
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde
he connected:
terrorism
eating more than three times a day
AND
giant soft drinks



this makes perfect sense to me, if only I had seen this sooner!
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by ant n tilde
he connected:
terrorism
eating more than three times a day
AND
giant soft drinks



this makes perfect sense to me, if only I had seen this sooner!



alert the authorities!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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OMG - they need to let go of the coca cola bit. It's really their fault.

'Vuoi cocacola?' I heard that like 80 times a day when I was with relatives.

ant n tilde Posted:

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i swear one day i am going to freak out and scream:

if you dont like america stop wearing shirts with our words on them in an order that makes NO SENSE.

my cousin had a shirt that said Sexy Boy Homework
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

my cousin had a shirt that said Sexy Boy Homework



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I saw this all over Milan. My cousin and I made fun of it. And then I started wanting one because - because everyone else had them.

ant n tilde Posted:

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what the heck?

hee hee hee i cant help but feel like it is our little way of getting back at them for hating us

the funniest was my uncle kept telling my nephew ( who has autism) to SHUT UP so after DAY 3 i asked him to not say that anymore. He had no idea why.

he works in a school and when they want the kids to be quiet everyone yells SHUT UP and they have SHUT UP time



he was embarassed for the first time when i explained it to him he he i mean its not a curse but its mean!

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