I am NOT gonna be the Designated Walker tonight

I'm a light weight and when we drink, it's often in NYC where we don't have to worry about driving and all of that.

BUT, it's dangerous for DH to be the drunk one because he needs my physical support (like on stairs) - without me holding him up, he'll fall. I've been the Designated Walker waaaay too many times.

So when we talked about going out, I said, 'You're taking care of me tonight, right?'

'Sure; but I'm going to drink, too, so we'll be drunk together.'

I got so annoyed that everyone in my office heard this and laughed at me because I YELLED, 'I'm getting drunk and you're gonna take care of me. I don't feel like walking your stumbling azz to the train and then home.'

'No, no, I'll just drink a little.'

Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! It's my turn to be irresponsible and stumbling in public. MY TURN.