I am Poopsie Applesniffer - try it out

I got this in an email. It is a great funny way to start the day...

Everyone post your new name!


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
$&^=!!rah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Im Poopsie Apple Lips -

Buttercup ChickenPants!!!

Dinky Bubblenose!!

The funny part is I have a beanie baby at my work desk that I love and his name is Dinky too!!

I'm Zippy Chicken Buns!!!

O .. M ... G

I am Boobie Rhino Hiney




ETA: My married name will be Boobie BubbleHead

Buttercup Apple fanny here

I am Boobie Waffle Sniffer!!!



HAHAHAHAHA: My married name is Boopie Cootie Lips

I am Zippy Apple SHorts

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Posted by oct.2004bride

I am Zippy Apple SHorts

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but my married name is
Zippy bubble brain

Just like my real name...my maiden name is soooo much better than
my married name

Tootie Gorillachunks!

Pinky Girdle Brain here

Zippy Bubblehead!!

I'm snotty liver chunks..