I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Jul 10, 2007 04:59 PM

I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

No, not hows. The old single dude down the hall, whom I kind of hate. He skeeves me because he looks at me nastily - however, since Divorced Mom with Boob Job moved in and has taken the building by storm, he ignores me. I love it.

So, yeah, I never initiate conversation with anyone in my building but I was surprised to see him just carrying it around like that. And then he looked at me like I was crazy (because I don't have a boob job - otherwise then it would be supercute).

It was a Fiji water bottle.

I am so observant. I'm also never initiating small talk with anyone in my building again.

ssdbk Posted: Jul 10, 2007 11:02 PM

Re: I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

What does How Guy say about Divorced Mom with Boob Job? Maybe she has enabled him to stop renting Hows.

Naunie Posted: Jul 11, 2007 09:39 AM

Re: I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

nice. Anyone that can't laugh at your dumbass for mistaking water for vodka isn't someone you wnat to talk to anyway.
Does Dan like vodka?

Naunie Posted: Jul 11, 2007 09:41 AM

Re: I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

OMG Kerrie- that onesie is tooo cute.
Where did you find that?!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Jul 11, 2007 09:43 AM

Re: I asked my neighbor where he was going with all of that vodka

Posted by ssdbk

What does How Guy say about Divorced Mom with Boob Job? Maybe she has enabled him to stop renting Hows.

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Divorced Mom with the Boob Job will not put out for anyone in my building. Her ex pays her child support, alimony and for her apartment. She doesn't work. She has cute Divorced J Crew Dad up her azz and nothing.

She knows what she's doing.