I can beat Naunie's box.

Aside from the numerous boxes that arrive daily with my name on them....


Phone in my office rings:

Is d1ck in?
[my favorite replies: The d1ck is out. AND What does d1ck do?-best when you say this to a man who could be your father]

Calendar on my desk each Tuesday:

D1ck out for the day.


Phone rings in my office:

Phil around?


Girl in office down the hall:

Where's my lil' Willie?



I WISH I made up this stuff...but these are the names of real people. D1ck's wife even calls him 'D1ck.'

I finally told one guy that calls:

You have to stop doing that.
Why?
Because if you keep calling and asking for d1ck, no one is going to believe you are straight.

*note: i work for a construction company so this blatant sexual harassment is allowed

And indeed, anything goes with the construction guys