I got lipstick smacked twice yesterday!

Yesterday, my aunt Sophia(who at the last minute tagged along)and I met up with DH's mom and her wedding floral arrangement friend for lunch.
I personally didn't and still don't think I need a fancy wedding floral arranger but I went along to satisfy my curiosity(well, that and a free lunch.
Anyhoo's, so we meet up with them at the restaurant(they were already there and waiting and I kind of recognize the floral arranger lady. Dang, I have seen her somewhere before, I was positive I had. They both stand up to greet us and just as soon as I finish giving DH's mom a hug, the arranger gives me a kiss on the cheek, and boy did she lay one on me...Her first kiss was on my right cheek, but
that was only half of her lips, which left me with a red lipstick mark on my cheek, I could feel the lipstick print on my cheek and my reflex was to lift my shoulder to my cheek to rub it off but then again, I didn't want to be
rude and do that right in front of her... Whoa, what is the proper etiquette for lipstick prints on cheeks anyways!!
But this lady wasn't through with me yet, she gives me a hug and then as soon as I think I am free, she gives me a kiss on my left cheek, but this time she doesn't get me with half of her lip, I get the full on lipstick printaroonie... Heck if I had two lipstick prints on my cheeks, it was as if my
cheeks were blushing Lancome fire engine red-as-carrot-tops head lipstick!
Awe man, now what do I do?
My aunt Sophia seeing that the lady was more than willing to share her lipstick, quickly sat down before she herself got some of that red lipstick on her cheeks.
I sit down too but inside I am wanting to run to the ladies room and scrub the heck out of my cheeks. But, I couldn't leave the table right away and what if I did leave and came back with clean cheeks, would the lady be offended???? Ack, such a dilemma I had...
Ugh, I wanted to run and scrub off that lipstick so bad, but heck if that lady was chatting me up with her floral ideas and even brought her portfolio to show me her work. Instead of really listening to what she was saying, all I kept thinking was....I LOOK LIKE A CLOWN, I LOOK LIKE A CLOWN...I WAS KISSED BY TAMMY FAYE BAKKER... Well, all through lunch, my cheeks were still imprinted with red lipstick and my aunt Sophia kept giggling at me every time she looked at me... As soon as we parted ways at the restaurant, and my aunt Sophia
and I hopped into a cab back to my house, I was rubbing and rubbing mycheeks(my top cheeks, not my bottom ones..and finally my cheeks were back to normal..well, as much as I rubbed, I could still feel some residue left behind on my cheeks...
What a pain! Would you have left them, gone and cleaned up, or said anything, I wish I was ballsy and could've come up with something snide to say, but I just sat there and took it! When was the last time any of you got lipstick kissed?

Re: I got lipstick smacked twice yesterday!

You are really funny. Your writing style is probably just like your speaking style.

I pull no punches. After she got me the first time I would have said, oh, did you get me? Do I have lipstick on my cheek? Could you help me get it off?

The other cheek would have been spared. But you were very cordial. Better than me!

Wasn't worth a free lunch was it? It is certainly a great story to tell your kids...down the road.