I HATE!!!!!!

SEATING CHARTS!!!!! I am about to say frick it sit where you want!!!

PLEASE DON’T SHOOT THE SEATING COMMITTEE

Any dinner becomes less sweet
When someone “beefs” about their seat
We’d like to say it’s quite a task
To please you people when you ask,
We’ll praise the day that some inventor
Will plan a ballroom all “dead center”
You ask to sit with Jack and Mabel
Yet find they’re at another table,
Removed by far a mile or two
And they’re supposed to sit with you
Believed us, its quite a job
To seat “God Bless Us” such a mob
And if we have failed to meet the test
Honest, we tried to do our best
So good or bad, our job is done
And now we’d like to have some fun!!!

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Posted by Soon2BRomeo

SEATING CHARTS!!!!! I am about to say frick it sit where you want!!!

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just sit them wherever YOU want... their asss isn't going to be glued to the seat, they can move around.. if anyone gets involved and tells you 'but aunt frieda and uncle bernie don't get along' tell whoever is saying that that aunt F and uncle B can sit at opposite ends of the table... its a few hours, get over it!

when there's too many cooks in the kitchen, food gets burned.