I have an in laws story..this one is so bad it's funny
So you all know by now of my contempt for my FSIL. She's constantly cuasing trouble, telling lies about me, and being a beeyotch in general...Also i had a fight with her husband and his sister in the fall...which she's currently telling lies about, but whatever. Anyway, her husband's sister accused me of calling her wedding site 'moderate at best' and 'cheesy', meanwhile I had NO idea where she was getting married, I only use the word 'moderate' to describe the mid range disney hotels and the only think I said was cheesy was a wedding we'd been to in PHILADELPHIA..which is not where they were getting married..but I'm getting off topic. So FH's mom made this big deal that now we weren't going to be invited to FH's sister's husband's sister's wedding...not like we wanted to be invited or thought we should be..
Anyway, the wedding rolls around a week or two ago...and FH's sister CALLS MY HOUSE....FROM THE WEDDING..and she says she has to ask her brother a question..so I gave FH the phone..and apparently..she left her heart medication in brooklyn...and she and her husband and everyone are DRUNK so they can't drive home to get it...so she wanted FH to drive from my house in queens, to brooklyn to get the medication, to staten island to bring it to her and then back to his home in long island...the answer was no. Because if it was so important her husband could just stop drinking, get sober and drive to brooklyn, but they didn't want to leave the wedding and they had plans to stay over..so they didn't want to ruin that..she gave FH this story about how she'd end up in the ER without it.
I knew the whole thing was BS and they were trying to bait us into showing up at this wedding of people we hate... she hung up on FH when he said 'if you have to take meds, why are you drinking?'
So a week later we found out she isn't on heart medication at all. She needed Fh to go get her LITHIUM. She wanted to drink and then take lithium...now I wish we had gone and gotten it for her 'here beeyotch....take two...and chase it down with some gin'...
ugh..what a moron!
Anyway, the wedding rolls around a week or two ago...and FH's sister CALLS MY HOUSE....FROM THE WEDDING..and she says she has to ask her brother a question..so I gave FH the phone..and apparently..she left her heart medication in brooklyn...and she and her husband and everyone are DRUNK so they can't drive home to get it...so she wanted FH to drive from my house in queens, to brooklyn to get the medication, to staten island to bring it to her and then back to his home in long island...the answer was no. Because if it was so important her husband could just stop drinking, get sober and drive to brooklyn, but they didn't want to leave the wedding and they had plans to stay over..so they didn't want to ruin that..she gave FH this story about how she'd end up in the ER without it.
I knew the whole thing was BS and they were trying to bait us into showing up at this wedding of people we hate... she hung up on FH when he said 'if you have to take meds, why are you drinking?'
So a week later we found out she isn't on heart medication at all. She needed Fh to go get her LITHIUM. She wanted to drink and then take lithium...now I wish we had gone and gotten it for her 'here beeyotch....take two...and chase it down with some gin'...
ugh..what a moron!
