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I HAVE BEEN LISTENING

AMANDA2378 Posted:

I HAVE BEEN LISTENING

TO THIS DAMN CRICKET ALL DAY!!!!! THERE IS A CRICKET OR SOMETHING IN MY OFFICE AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS.......IVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT, BUT I CANT SEE IT!!
ONE WEEK IT WAS A BIRD IN THE BACK OF THE SHOP AND NOW ITS DAMN CRICKETS!!!!
AlBaBride Posted:

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Ugh bugs!!! I was attacked by a mosquito in the middle of the night. It kept buzzing in my ear every time I was just about to nod off ( I thought I was going crazy) I woke up this morning with 6 bites in various locations on my body...I can't wait until winter....

AMANDA2378 Posted:

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I HATE THAT!!!!!
waypis Posted:

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maybe it will die soon?
kewlpuff Posted:

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LOL!!!! where in the world did the cricket come from??? that's insane~~~ i hope that cricket scoots!!!
kewlpuff Posted:

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Posted by AlBaBride

Ugh bugs!!! I was attacked by a mosquito in the middle of the night. It kept buzzing in my ear every time I was just about to nod off ( I thought I was going crazy) I woke up this morning with 6 bites in various locations on my body...I can't wait until winter....



spray Off! on the window???
AlBaBride Posted:

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Posted by kewlpuff


Posted by AlBaBride

Ugh bugs!!! I was attacked by a mosquito in the middle of the night. It kept buzzing in my ear every time I was just about to nod off ( I thought I was going crazy) I woke up this morning with 6 bites in various locations on my body...I can't wait until winter....



spray Off! on the window???



I don't know where it came from...It's so cold out at night...They should be dead by now, shouldn't they??
AMANDA2378 Posted:

REPOST - (IVE BEEN LISTENING) VERY FUNNY!!!! KING OF LONG!!!

BUMP

OK, SO I HAD TO SHARE THIS HYSTERICAL MORNING OF MINE WITH EVERYONE!!!!

A COUPLE OF POST BACK I POSTED HOW IVE BEEN LISTENING TO DAMN CRICKETS OR WHATEVER IN MY OFFICE.


THIS MORNING I WAS IN MY BOSSES OFFICE HAVING OUR MORNING MEETING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY BOSS FREEZES UP AND SAYS
' HOLD ON, WHAT IS THAT?' (ALL PARANOID)

I TURN AROUND AND ON THE BACK WALL BEHIND ME WAS THAT DAMN CRICKET. IT WAS HUGE!!!!
MY BOSS GRABBED THE RAID BUG SPRAY AND STARTED SPRAYING, BUT THING WAS HOPPING AWAY.
HERE I AM HYSTERICAL LAUGHING WATCHING HIM SPRAY AND JUMP BACK. HE WAS SO FREAKED!!!! HE WAS SO FREAKED OUT SPRAYING AND JUMPING AWAY FROM IT.....MY BOSS IS A PRETTY BIG GUY WHO IS ALWAYS STRONG AND HAS THAT DRY SARCASATIC SENSE OF HUMOR AND HERE HE IS AFRAID OF THIS CRICKET.
I KNOW THIS IS LONG BUT IT REALLY MADE MY MORNING AND I THINK IM A LITTLE HIGH NOW FROM THE SMELL OF THE SRPAY. HE USED THE WHOLE CAN AND NOW THERE IS A DEAD CRICKET (BIG BIG CRICKET) LAYING ON HIS OFFICE FLOOR.

IM SORRY THAT ITS LONG, BUT I HAD TO SHARE BC IT REALLY CHEERED ME UP BIG TIME!!!! YOU HAD TO SEE IT!!!
vmystique33 Posted:

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that sounds like my boss he freeked out when there was a praying mantis in our store and gave this kid free food to catch it lol it started flying everywhere and he was yelling' get it out, get it out' I thought i was going to die from laughter
TnOiOnL Posted:

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AHAHA GOOD It's finally dead!!!

I hate crickets! We get them in our garage.. First time I saw one I FREAKED.. never saw something so big, AND it f!!cking was jumpin HIGH, I almost died
AMANDA2378 Posted:

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WAY TO FUNNY!!!! I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PEE MY PANTS!!!!

HE GOT SO RED!!!!! I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!
AMANDA2378 Posted:

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BUMP.....SO FUNNY!!!

rachie Posted:

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AMANDA2378 Posted:

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THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THEN A GROWN MAN SCREAMING AND JUMPING AWAY FROM A BUG!!!! IM LOL WHILE IM TYPING.... I WISH I HAD IT ON TAPE!!!!
neener1211 Posted:

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We just had a cricket in our office last week...and it was stuck in the wall of my cublcle...then it obviously came out over the weekend, and got trapped in our file cabinets somewhere...yesterday we heard the last of the chirping...either it got out, or it is no longer living....

vmystique33 Posted:

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Posted by AMANDA2378


Posted by rachie




THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THEN A GROWN MAN SCREAMING AND JUMPING AWAY FROM A BUG!!!! IM LOL WHILE IM TYPING.... I WISH I HAD IT ON TAPE!!!!



I know
stephanief Posted:

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Can I ask you, what is up with all the caps?
jenafee Posted:

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