We're at my FMIL's for Thanksgiving Dinner. Every single time I get a new perfume, his mom runs out and buys the EXACT same one. I swear. She does this with his brother's gf also. So she said 'What perfume is that? I need to go buy it. I love it!' I tell her Vera Wang and lie and say 'I think it's called Princess' - it's not that Vera.
Then I say 'Why do you always have to smell like me?' She said she didn't think it was bad to smell like me. I said 'Well, when your son is making love to me - I don't want him smelling YOU!'
Ouch. I know,I'm a shocking beotch. He cried 'That's it! The wedding is off!' and ran away. Ha ha!
