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NEW CLASSES FOR MEN, TO BE HELD AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.
Topic 2 - Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor.
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5 - Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video.
Topic 6 - Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support And Support Groups.
Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead
Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics And Audio Tape.
Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men
able to give testimonials)
Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks.
Driving Simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother And Your Wife.
Online Class And Role Playing.
Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offered
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