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I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

RichsBride Posted:

I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

You might want to look into this..........

NEW CLASSES FOR MEN, TO BE HELD AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.

Topic 2 - Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion.

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor.
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics.

Topic 5 - Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video.

Topic 6 - Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support And Support Groups.

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead
Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics And Audio Tape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men
able to give testimonials)

Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks.
Driving Simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother And Your Wife.
Online Class And Role Playing.

Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques.

Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies Offered

shamma Posted:

Re: I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

I see a few I would like hubby to take

Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

Topic 6 - Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support And Support Groups

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead
Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Buttafli1277 Posted:

Re: I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

That is too funny
Niecey Posted:

Re: I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

Sign my DH up for #7 and #11!

jennbaby Posted:

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Oh and mine needs:

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation.

Topic 2 - Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor.
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Let me know when yo send him please! Thanks
LizD Posted:

Re: I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

That is too funny. We need a class about how to close a door behind you. He never can close a door.

Another class ... Why we do not try to put every dish in the house in the sink at the same time. In other words, don't leave all the dishes from what you just ate, then decide to clean out the fridge, put in the microwave turntable, and the toaster shelf all at the same time.
IrishTracy Posted:

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# 11 is ALL him!!! He just said to me to me the other day. When we used to come home my mother used ALWAYS have dinner ready. So my response was Wow!!! Why don't you marry her!!
wacky Posted:

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I think My Fi needs to attend all. I swear sometimes hes not normal. LOL

Sasha96 Posted:

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Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

Fran M Posted:

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This one is a keeper - I just printed i t out to hand to my DH

Stacey1403 Posted:

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Good one
lilmrs Posted:

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2 8 9 12 where do we sign them up LOL
kelly4 Posted:

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Lmissb Posted:

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I need to have my FH take all those classes. The ones is really doesn't need he could take anyway.

To prevent it from ever happening.
karen32 Posted:

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I'm laughing out loud!! Too funny!!! FI could take all of them!!!! Thanks for sharing!!

Thrilled Posted:

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Sign Larry up for #3 and #11. Let's add a class called 'How to Know When to Keep your Mouth Shut While Your Significant Other is Driving. It Is Possible You Are Not The World's Most Perfect Driver Yourself.'

michele31 Posted:

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Of course my DH is perfect
Please tell me where to sign him up!
MSCJLK Posted:

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Oh my DH needs to learn how to look for think without tearing the house apart and screaming, the direction of Pee and he really needs to learn how to keep his mouth shut when I am driving...
But he is the best dishwasher and thr BEST shopping companion in the supermatket and for clothes....
ddunne23 Posted:

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My FI could use a few, but I could also use #7! I am so bad about that! But FI is pretty well trained already...he grew up with three older sisters!!!

OctBride03 Posted:

Re: I know ALL of our Fi's & DH's are perfect, but just in case

That was hysterical! My FH could use help in Topic #'s 6, 11 & 12!

Thanks for the laugh!

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