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I learned a new word yesterday

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

I learned a new word yesterday

Well, not new-new - I'd heard it before.

But I never KNEW that a blumpkin was - a blumpkin.

Ew.

Urbandictionary it for the definition. I'm not posting it. But I don't want to be alone in my knowledge of it.

edited the spelling. I stopped being lazy.
itslaurie. Posted:

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thanks to Howard Stern, I am up on the blumpkin situation

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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There's a P in there.

That's right.

I'm too lazy to edit though.

I haven't heard Howard in forever
itslaurie. Posted:

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well, one good correction deserves another

chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

There's a P in there.

That's right.

I'm too lazy to edit though.

I haven't heard Howard in forever



Well if I see you Friday, I promise to bring my Sirius, to give you a dose of the H-Man
SuzBride Posted:

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wow my naivety knows no bounds. I thought it was a lazy fat person for like ever. I always imagined Grimace when I thought blumpkin. Maybe cause it looks like pumpkin.

itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride

wow my naivety knows no bounds. I thought it was a lazy fat person for like ever. I always imagined Grimace when I thought blumpkin. Maybe cause it looks like pumpkin.



I like your definition better. I am going with that from now on.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride

wow my naivety knows no bounds. I thought it was a lazy fat person for like ever. I always imagined Grimace when I thought blumpkin. Maybe cause it looks like pumpkin.



i don't think that Grimace is even capable of getting a blumpkin...

Like he doesn't have the parts.
Or a digestive tract.

Right?
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by SuzBride

wow my naivety knows no bounds. I thought it was a lazy fat person for like ever. I always imagined Grimace when I thought blumpkin. Maybe cause it looks like pumpkin.



i don't think that Grimace is even capable of getting a blumpkin...

Like he doesn't have the parts.
Or a digestive tract.

Right?



Yeah what would you blumpkin on Grimace?. Plus he would need a big toilet cause his arse is quite large.

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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rojerono Posted:

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This thread is about me.

Exhibit A. When Rob & I had our first Halloween I told my mom to call him a blumpkin. She had no idea what it was. I convinced her it was a cute nickname and a little in joke about a black pumpkin and he would appreciate it. So she called him her little blumpkin and his eyes almost fell out of his head before he literally fell down on the floor laughing. Just for a visual - my mom was late 60's with white hair and short and a litte pudgy.

Exhibit B. When I was pregnant with Noah someone bought me an unfortunate Purple velour track suit that I wore at roughly 9 months pregnant. Rob (again) fell over laughing and told me that I looked like Grimace.

I told him that he looked like the hamburglar. And he kind of does.
ssdbk Posted:

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So I went and urbandictionary-ed it. While I was typing the word BLUMPKIN, I was wondering if I really wanted to know. That's because I AM NOT OVER THE TIME THAT YOU LADIES TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUNT!!!!!!!!!!!! Curiosity got the best of me. So now I learned about blumpkin in addition to BUNT.
Naunie Posted:

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I have something excellent to say about this.

Victor created a new phrase- it is a Blumpkin, between lesbians- while the pooper is reading a newspaper.
Can anyone guess what this act is called?
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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oh God, Victor.

Just tell us.
Naunie Posted:

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No- I nee dyou to try to guess.
It will make the answer that much sweeter.
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

No- I nee dyou to try to guess.
It will make the answer that much sweeter.



I cannot think of anything. ........
JessicaM. Posted:

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what...dumpkin?

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