I Love New York: The Two Week Wait
No, there's no show on tonight. And that completely p1sses me off. Where do you get off, VH1? You can't give me crack every week and then just take it away and make me WAIT for it.
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I'd like to review the show, what we've learned so far in the first four episodes. Please add your own.
Ready?
Tango has man boobs. Moobs, if you will. The gray wife beater did him wrong.
Blowin Bleezies is my new favorite phrase.
Man tramps smoke Newports. And use the packs in coin tosses.
Boston picks his nose. A lot. And Tricia is in looove with him.
You can build a trampy looking dog house with a cigarette dangling from your mouth the entire time.
Coke heads aren't high - they are 'mental trippin.'
At least three guys on the show either walked the line of superfabulosity or have shoved the line up their azzes.
New York's usage of metaphors is like that of someone whose third language is English. When you watch men working with power tools, you say that you want them to drill or hammer into you. A power saw to the Naunie is never, never ideal.
Anyway
Ready?
Tango has man boobs. Moobs, if you will. The gray wife beater did him wrong.
Blowin Bleezies is my new favorite phrase.
Man tramps smoke Newports. And use the packs in coin tosses.
Boston picks his nose. A lot. And Tricia is in looove with him.
You can build a trampy looking dog house with a cigarette dangling from your mouth the entire time.
Coke heads aren't high - they are 'mental trippin.'
At least three guys on the show either walked the line of superfabulosity or have shoved the line up their azzes.
New York's usage of metaphors is like that of someone whose third language is English. When you watch men working with power tools, you say that you want them to drill or hammer into you. A power saw to the Naunie is never, never ideal.
