I think God punished me!

Our best man gave us a platter for our 1 year anniversary.

We just got ready to go return it. I had it in my hands, and I was walking toward the door.

And, then he called us to see what we're doing tonight...

I was like, 'we're umm...hmmm. I'm not sure what we're doing...Joooooohn...Bill's on the phone. What are we doing tonight?'



I decided to keep the platter.

Smart move