I think its about time for a Dear_______

Dear Hernandez, M, professional packer for BBB (or so it says on the sticker on my box from you),

I appreciate your efforts in attempting to package my acrylic pitcher and matching glasses that one of my friends paid a pretty penny for for my shower from your fine establishment, but your title of 'professional packer' needs to be stripped. Every glass I received was scratched and one was even cracked all the way down the side. Now I have to go into BBB and exchange these. Thank you for adding another task onto my already long list of to-do's

XOXO

The crazy dieting bride

that was a good one... i've got one too...

Dear UN-service technicians at Habberstad Nissan,

Hi... so last week, a funny thing happened.... the backseat of my less-than-a-year-old Nissan Rogue spontaneously started to smoke and melt. In addition, the tire pressure light popped on (again..for the FOURTH time since July)...

I brought it in to be 'serviced' as you noodleheads call it. I demanded that you rent me a car from enterprise because I needed a car to get to work the next day (you obliged...thank you for that.) HOWEVER... you called me the MINUTE i walk into my house to tell me that NOTHING IS WRONG with the backseat, and that theres a nail in the rear right tire.

Fine...I understand the nail in the tire thing...that happens all the time.... but HOW DOES A BACKSEAT SPONTANEOUSLY START TO COMBUST ALL BY ITSELF???!!!?! So I took my car back because clearly you're retarded and have no idea what a car is.

OH, but it gets better... THEN... because YOU fools told me that I had a nail in the tire, like a responsible driver, i took my car to a professional tire service business. They checked ALL FOUR TIRES... NO NAILS!!! (what a shock...really...)

What they DID find is that YOU asshoIes filled my tires with TOO MUCH AIR and THATS why the tire pressure light kept coming on.

In conclusion, I would like to thank you for almost killing me TWICE because of your negligence and your complete irresponsibility as a vehicle dealership.

(P.S. the tire pressure light is off now, no thanks to you.)

Sincerely,

Former Nissan customer who will never purchase a Nissan ever again.

Dear Suffolk County Law makers,

All in all, you suck. Your laws don't make sense and neither does your court system. Who the hell do you actually protect?

Thank you for nothing.

Sincerely,
She who doesn't want to put up with any bullsh*t today and is on the verge of tears...

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Posted by Dreemer107

Dear Suffolk County Law makers,

All in all, you suck. Your laws don't make sense and neither does your court system. Who the hell do you actually protect?

Thank you for nothing.

Sincerely,
She who doesn't want to put up with any bullsh*t today and is on the verge of tears...

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AMEN...i have to go to court in JULY for a ticket that I was given OVER A YEAR AGO! how stupid is that?

i hope everything works out for you <333

Dear FH,

Please let us go on a HM. I'm so unhappy.

Love,

Your stressed to the max FW

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Posted by coldasice217

Dear FH,

Please let us go on a HM. I'm so unhappy.

Love,

Your stressed to the max FW

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aw. . I totally hear you!!! I don't know if it's a $ issue for you but My FH decided maybe we shouldn't too b/c of money and I told him it was very very very important to me b/c we were only getting married once and putting so much effort into it that I really felt we needed to do something after to celebrate just for us. . that I know I would be sad and regret it always. . eventually he came around!!! YOU DESERVE A HONEYMOON!!!!!!

Dear Oracle,

Why is it so hard to submit expense reports on you? Why do I enter a code and you reject it on one line when you say it is fine on another? And why can I delete something you say doesn't work and re add the SAME thing and then it works. You are lucky I work at home so no one was here to witness it taking me 3.5 hours to complete ONE expense report b/c by the end I was screaming at the computer like a bride who just found grape juice on her wedding dress the morning of the wedding. So please, please, please work better.

Love,

getting too little money back to make it worth it

Dear IRS deadline date

U blow

<3abridewholikesallher$ togototheweddingandnotyou

Dear Self

Stop eating all the Easter candy sitting right next to you. You need to fit into your dress in 4 months.

#1
Dear Stomach,

Stop grumbling. There, I said it!!!! If you do, MAYBE I'll feed you a gourmet chicken taco (no sauce, beans, or sour cream, of course) when I go to CitiField with FH in a few short hours. Oh, and stop telling me to eat that Weight Watchers ice cream in the freezer. I kinda have to fit into a dress tomorrow when I go for my first fitting, so I need you to stop conspiring with my brain to make me eat more than necessary.

Love,
Me


#2
Dear School District which gainfully employs me,

Could we have another week off? I could really, really use it.

Love,
The fabulous elementary music teacher who puts on one helluva show every May

Dear Clients,

SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Always,

Stalker Saleswoman

Dear so called 'friendly' Co-worker-

How dare you rope me into your converstaion about your retirment and then proceed to tell management that I being agest and harrasing.

Thank you for getting me written up and possible causing me to lose my job.

Thanks again

PS thanks but no thanks for the offer to pick me up lunch today was there going to be rat poison in it???

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Posted by AugustBridein09

Dear IRS deadline date

U blow

<3abridewholikesallher$ togototheweddingandnotyou

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LOL

Dear Skin,

Are you quite finished breaking out?? I am 23 for god's sake, not 14. I'm sick of loading on the coverup when it's only gonna make it worse.

You better not be in one of your 'moods' for the wedding, *****.

Me

Dear Doctor

i would appreciate it next time i come in your office you dont just open my mouth and say o it looks like strep. i would appreciate it if i got my moneys worth and you at least listened to my lungs checked my nose and ears too. I do thank you for giving me samples of antibiotics so i wouldn't have to pay a co pay at the pharmacy, but unfortunelty if you had checked me the appropriate way from the start you would see that not only do i have strep but i have MONO too and need to be on a stronger antibiotic.

love your sick and outta work since thursday patient, who needs to work every day to pay for this wedding...and sounds like darth vader when i talk

Colleen

Dear FH,

Thank you for hardly ever doing anything wedding related that I ask you to do. I know that you deliberately didn’t book the hotel block, book the RD venue or go for you tux yet because you know I will do it better than you. Thank you for being so considerate. Since I've had to do the only three things I’ve asked you to do for you, I totally understand why you now feel the need to throw a tantrum about adding extra limo time for people I don’t even know, even though WE HAVE NO MONEY.

Thanks again for that.

Sincerely,

Your FW that has been planning this wedding for a year and a half and has the finances memorized

Dear LaGuardia Airport and US Airways,

I know that you two are thick as thieves. One of you is always screwing things up for FH and I. I don't think there's been one single time where we've flown to see each other and NOT had the flight be delayed. SO, seeing as how today I am flying to see FH, could you...just this once...come together and have everything work out?? I'd really appreciate it.

Love,
The girl who hasn't seen her FH since he proposed last month.

ETA: I guess this was too freakin hard for you guys because now my flight is CANCELLED. You couldn't at least CALL ME to TELL ME that it was??? THANKS FOR NOTHING

amen to FH's that don't help plan!!!!!!!!

Dear FH,


Learn to help out a lil before my head explodes!!!!!!


Love,
Your Seriously Stressed FW!!!!!!!!

Dear Gourmet Chicken Taco at CitiField,

Why were you so bland and underwhelming? SNY had hyped you up to be the greatest taco known to mankind. Unfortunately, you disappointed me with your grainy and tasteless soft tortilla shell. Your insides would have been amazing in, say, a Taco Bell soft taco shell--for a fraction of the price, at least THAT has flavor. You caused me to eat an unplanned Shake Shack burger (minus the special sauce, of course) which has DEFINITELY caused a shift in my waistline. Next time I visit CitiField, I expect a less bland taco shell out of you.
For Shame,
Me

Dear Dunkin Donuts at CitiField,

Why, oh why, didn't you plan ahead? You KNEW that most people in 35 degree weather would need hot chocolate and/or decaf during the second regular season ball game of the year. Instead, you had your nasty employees inform everybody that you had run out of BOTH of those items, leaving your lowly patrons at your mercy with no other choice than to purchase hot regular, highly caffenated coffee. Now, you have made me the most wired person on the face of the planet at 12:30 am, causing me to obsessively post on LIW. Thankfully, I don't have to work tomorrow, but I DO need to be awake by 8 in order to teach private lessons, go to my dress fitting, drop something off at the florist, and go to the doctor. . .now I'm going to be dragging *** all day since I can't sleep right now.
Forever frustrated and hyper,
Me

Can't you see that I'm wired beyond belief now?