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I think its about time for a Dear_______

Original post by IrishBrideASmiling

Dear Hernandez, M, professional packer for BBB (or so it says on the sticker on my box from you),

I appreciate your efforts in attempting to package my acrylic pitcher and matching glasses that one of my friends paid a pretty penny for for my shower from your fine establishment, but your title of 'professional packer' needs to be stripped. Every glass I received was scratched and one was even cracked all the way down the side. Now I have to go into BBB and exchange these. Thank you for adding another task onto my already long list of to-do's

XOXO

The crazy dieting bride
Sweeteey51 Posted:

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Dear UPS Guy,

I dont know if you noticed but i live in an apt building, leaving a package by my door that i ordered for anyone to take is not exactly the smartest thing youve done lately. And please dont lie on the signature pad and say you spoke with a female customer that gave you permission to leave it by the door especially when i have a sign on my door stating do not leave anything by the door. And unfortunetly for you they put an investigation in and forever21 had to refund my money that i paid for some of my honeymoon clothes. Thank you ever so much!
divadane Posted:

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Dear Self,

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!!!!! (Ok, maybe not a COOKIE exactly... but still.)

Whoever made you think that a couple of boneless buffalo wings, fries and a raspberry margarita from Chili's was an acceptable idea LIED.

Weight Watchers is accommodating and all, but COME ON - You're clearly pushing it.

Oh, and Self? Don't you dare get upset when you go for your first fitting next Tuesday... You did this to yourself, you animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ivyqueenz Posted:

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I have to join in for once.

Dear FH,

I know that you are enjoying having your friends from Israel come and stay with us. I know you want to play tour guide but really I need you to help with the wedding. If not you are going to have a very grumpy, impatient FW. Thank you.

Love,

Grumpy FW
MirabellaNYC Posted:

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Dear FH,

I love your more than anything and everyone, and thank you for making all my dreams come true.



Love your FW
Jacquelyn Posted:

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Dear Federal tax people,
How could you f*ck me without even given me a kiss?

Love the stressed out bride with no $$ now.
THANKS
twoifbysea Posted:

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Dear DRY CLEANER,

Why do you insist on stapling colored pieces of paper to the tag of every item of clothing I get back? It is such a royal pain in the a$s to try to remove them when I am half asleep in the morning. It is even more annoying when an errant staple that I have missed digs into my neck all day. I honestly don't have the time or patience to sit on my bed every day with pliers trying to extract pieces of steel that you have adhered with your Craftsman electric staple gun.

Kisses,

A-bride-to-be-who-is-tired-of-her-nice-clothes-being-tortured-by-your-harshness
divadane Posted:

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Dear FH,
(What Mirabella said.)
Love, FWifey
MrsGRod09 Posted:

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Dear BM's,

Make up your damn minds about the hairstylist, do you want your hair done by my stylist or what??

From,

The antsy Bride that wants to get things done
Christaly Posted:

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Posted by Summertimegal424

Dear Doctor

i would appreciate it next time i come in your office you dont just open my mouth and say o it looks like strep. i would appreciate it if i got my moneys worth and you at least listened to my lungs checked my nose and ears too. I do thank you for giving me samples of antibiotics so i wouldn't have to pay a co pay at the pharmacy, but unfortunelty if you had checked me the appropriate way from the start you would see that not only do i have strep but i have MONO too and need to be on a stronger antibiotic.

love your sick and outta work since thursday patient, who needs to work every day to pay for this wedding...and sounds like darth vader when i talk

Colleen



OHhhhhh hon I'm sorry!! This happened to me too for 2 MONTHS I had mono and they told me I had allergies and was probably pregnant (impossibly)

Rest up as much as you can - antibiotics will not help Mono :(

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