is sleeping with the guy in the mailroom. Shady business is going on. Everytime I turn around to ask her something she is MIA and found in the mailroom. She always has this goofy smile plastered across her face (she is not a smiler) and she asks me like 5 times a day if I have anything I need her to mail for me. Her title as ASSISTANT is misleading....because she never assists me in ANYTHING! So her asking if I need something mailed is odd in itself! More power to em if they are getting busy, but not on my paycheck please!
Just thought I'd share!
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julybride444
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I'd talk to her, and not mention your suspicions, but ask her if there is some way she could be more efficient with her time...oh, and start piling her desk with work and deadlines. ...
kelly6273
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My office is so boring! At least there's a little excitement going on at yours!!!
Kim921
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Yeah right..lol. this girl has been my 'assistant' for a year. Her uncle is my boss. If I put work on her desk she won't do it and I will get burned for not getting it done.
Please, that isn't even the point of this thread. I just thought you all would find it amusing to know my assistant is getting boned in the mailroom..lol, can I say 'boned'?
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They better be careful, I can envision some NASTY papercuts!!
MSCJLK
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Sorry but thats really funny... imagine them getting it on on the mail... I would mail things myself..maybe it is her boyfriend and her uncle hired him because he felt bad....
But i am sorry that you have a very unhelpful assistant...
Kim921
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My thoughts exactly Lunatrek!!!
Jordan
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hahaha - you said 'boned'! For some reason that cracked me up. Your office sounds very Melrose Place! Any other good gossip?! I'm surrounded by Engineers who lack in the social grace department - I need stimulation.
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oh no, it isn't her BF. I forgot to mention she has one of them too..lol. Best part is she answers my phone, I have 2 lines. My clients call 1 number that goes to her phone and I have another that goes directly to just my phone. Well when the phone rings at her desk and she isn't there, it gets forwarded to my phone. I have spoken to her real BF 3 times today because she isn't at her desk to answer it.
Lunatrek
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You should tell him 'She's away getting a special package in the mailroom'
Kim921
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lol, boned cracks me up too Colleen. Let me think...
There is so much drama in my office. Working for an internet company you get some weirdos! Everyone is so young and doesn't give a sh*t about anything.
There isn't really any other drama going on at the moment. If something comes up you will be the first to hear about it..lol
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I would say no shes not here.. everytime I go to look for her she is in the mailroom...
Kim921
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I usually say, 'If she didn't answer the phone she obviously isn't here.' then he asks me to find her sometimes..lol, funny stuff isn't it? So I say, 'I am too busy doing my work and hers to go look for your gf right now. Why don't you try having her paged next time. This isn't WALBAULMS!' and I hang up.
Kim921
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She's gone again! They are prob off making photocopies of eachothers a55! (thats me screaming!)
Lunatrek
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LOL!! Talk about a 'special delivery'
(Sorry for all the repeated posts, I am just getting a kick out of this topic!)
Kim921
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lol, it's ok Lunatrek. I find it funny too. Oh good, my boss just called and asked me where she was (the assistant) I said, 'I don't know, haven't seen her all day'. I go, 'check the mailroom'..lol
jenny2penny
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LOL. My former co-worker was sleeping with a member (of the fitness center) Like my old boss said, 'Why S*H*I*T where your sleep'
elle
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LMAO!! I miss working so much for all the fun office stuff!
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lol... ... maybe her uncle wouldnt mind if you asked for a new assistant, say that you think she'd like to work in human resources or something...
