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I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit -- updated because I am queen of updates!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit -- updated because I am queen of updates!

I haven't seen him in weeks. I keep willing him to appear anywhere. This morning, I so wanted a bowl of Hottie McLisp flakes. Nothing. He's gone.
:sigh:

I'm a loser
SuzBride Posted:

Re: I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit

Booo. No more lisp. Although now you can exclusively imagine him sans lisp, and his lisp reality will not intrude on your fantasy.

chikita315 Posted:

Re: I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit


That is my best representation of a lisp.

Side bar - why is the word lisp bolded and highlighted at every mention in the old post?
itslaurie. Posted:

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better to have had eye candy & lost it then not at all.

I work with bunch of chicks that don't look like Salma.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit


Posted by chikita315


That is my best representation of a lisp.

Side bar - why is the word lisp bolded and highlighted at every mention in the old post?



Because I looked up the word lisp -- to further illustrate what a loser I am.
greenfreak Posted:

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The fact that you're a writer makes total sense to me.

I'd read your books. You're like a witty-funny-fun-factory!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by greenfreak

The fact that you're a writer makes total sense to me.

I'd read your books. You're like a witty-funny-fun-factory!



Except accordigng to blogthings, my life wouldbe an erotic thriller. A la Sliver.

Dude, can you and Kittythestray write recco's for me? I can't find a freaking agent! <---angry mouth
greenfreak Posted:

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Woohoo! A challenge. Hell, I could write one but it would probably be at a 2nd-grade reading level. (see my thread about 'awesome' and 'gag me')
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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If you call me awesome and change up the awesome - like her writing is awesoming to new levels or something. Or the awesomosity of my writing makes you laugh so hard that you gag. Whatever.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: I think that my eye candy with the lisp has quit -- updated!

update:

I SAW HIM! HE WAS SILENT AND HOT!

And look awesome with my frizzy hair and glasses. I pretended not to look that I totally drooled.

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