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I want hips!!!!!

usuk2004 Posted:

I want hips!!!!!

I was scrutinizing myself today because I seem to a little lighter - been trying to eat better. But I still have a rather *ahem* generous derriere and NO HIPS!

I wish I had some...the complete lack thereof just makes my butt look like it came out of NOWHERE!
MCDO15 Posted:

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healthier eating habits is one thing (very good for the body)...

to exercise is another (also good).... exercise will tone you body. i would work on just the areas you want to 'appear' better

and to add, im sure you look great (even though i never saw a pic of u)
tourist Posted:

Re: I want hips!!!!!


Posted by usuk2004

I was scrutinizing myself today because I seem to a little lighter - been trying to eat better. But I still have a rather *ahem* generous derriere and NO HIPS!

I wish I had some...the complete lack thereof just makes my butt look like it came out of NOWHERE!



Want mine?
palebride Posted:

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take mine! take mine!!!

SuzBride Posted:

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I'll give you my hips if you'll take some of my butt too!
usuk2004 Posted:

Re: I want hips!!!!!


Posted by MCDO15

healthier eating habits is one thing (very good for the body)...

to exercise is another (also good).... exercise will tone you body. i would work on just the areas you want to 'appear' better

and to add, im sure you look great (even though i never saw a pic of u)



Oh, I don't think there's any exercise in the world that will make my hips seem bigger!

But thank you!

Heather and Lori - Bring it on!

Suzbride...sorry, I'll have to decline. If my rear end was any bigger, I'd look like an upside down and backwards Barbie!!! (minus the barely-there waist and flowing blond locks of course! And, oh yeah, my arms aren't permanently locked at right angles!!)

tourist Posted:

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Posted by palebride

take mine! take mine!!!



Hey! I offered first!

And Farah, you are the tiniest thing, you don't have a big reaer.

Although, I can undestand, when I was thinner I was very self-conscious about my butt, but now rest of me has grown to match
nygirl77 Posted:

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I have a generous amount to give you - in fact I need to get rid of about an inch and a half to fit in my dress the way I would like to!

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Since you have more than enough offers from other people, I won't offer you mine but I think that I have a solution: Bagels stuffed with sausages.
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Bagels stuffed with sausages.





And Heather, thanks, but I think we all know that Liz is the Tiniest. Thing. Evah.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

But I'm not idealogically opposed to the sausage bagel idea.



usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by usuk2004


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Bagels stuffed with sausages.





And Heather, thanks, but I think we all know that Liz is the Tiniest. Thing. Evah.



You guys act like I live in a tea cup and drive a rollerskate to work everyday!! I'm not that tiny!!




OMG, you're Ralph S Mouse!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by usuk2004


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Bagels stuffed with sausages.





And Heather, thanks, but I think we all know that Liz is the Tiniest. Thing. Evah.



You guys act like I live in a tea cup and drive a rollerskate to work everyday!! I'm not that tiny!!




But I'm not idealogically opposed to the sausage bagel idea.



Liz - there's no such thing as teacups
glinda_goodwitch Posted:

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Girl, I have the opposite problem from you: big hips and no butt. I come from a family history of no butts...it's hopeless
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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I was gonna offer you some o f mine, but looks like everyone beat me to it...

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by glinda_goodwitch

Girl, I have the opposite problem from you: big hips and no butt. I come from a family history of no butts...it's hopeless



Oooh, my Nan's is like that! It's like a WALL Back there!!! I obviously take after my dad's side. or maybe the flat but will kick in eventually!!!
glinda_goodwitch Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by glinda_goodwitch

Girl, I have the opposite problem from you: big hips and no butt. I come from a family history of no butts...it's hopeless



Oooh, my Nan's is like that! It's like a WALL Back there!!! I obviously take after my dad's side. or maybe the flat but will kick in eventually!!!



Yes, exactly! I'm trying to build up my gluts in the gym though, to try to give myself some shape.
Katherine121 Posted:

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Well - I can't give you my hips, but I can give you the hips that my hips have.
eroxgirl Posted:

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This post makes me think of that commercial - of course I have no idea what it's advertising, probably weight watchers or something - but you see it around Christmas time where people are opening christmas presents and they're all excited 'just what I always wanted, a spare tire!! a double chin!!! big HIPS!!!'

I don't ever recall hearing a woman ask for hips before.

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