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I want hips!!!!!

Original post by usuk2004

I was scrutinizing myself today because I seem to a little lighter - been trying to eat better. But I still have a rather *ahem* generous derriere and NO HIPS!

I wish I had some...the complete lack thereof just makes my butt look like it came out of NOWHERE!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by eroxgirl
I don't ever recall hearing a woman ask for hips before.



Clearly you don't run into too many women trapped in the body of a little boy!!! Well, sort of.....
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by glinda_goodwitch


Posted by usuk2004


Posted by glinda_goodwitch

Girl, I have the opposite problem from you: big hips and no butt. I come from a family history of no butts...it's hopeless



Oooh, my Nan's is like that! It's like a WALL Back there!!! I obviously take after my dad's side. or maybe the flat but will kick in eventually!!!



Yes, exactly! I'm trying to build up my gluts in the gym though, to try to give myself some shape.



For you, Glinda

Silicone Buttocks



I googled buttocks enhancer and you should've seen what came up I'm so going to get fired after taht! My favorite was the Magic Knickers site!!! , which actually wasn't porn-tinged, but wasn't really relevant to post here either!
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Shut up Farah.

eroxgirl Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by eroxgirl
I don't ever recall hearing a woman ask for hips before.



Clearly you don't run into too many women trapped in the body of a little boy!!! Well, sort of.....



I have the body of a little boy from the waist up, but I guess it can happen the other way too.

Hey, if paniers come back in fashion your problem is solved!! I've been holding out for the flapper look since junior high myself...
glinda_goodwitch Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004

For you, Glinda

Silicone Buttocks



I googled buttocks enhancer and you should've seen what came up I'm so going to get fired after taht! My favorite was the Magic Knickers site!!! , which actually wasn't porn-tinged, but wasn't really relevant to post here either!



SWEET! Actually I have considered having a breast deduction and adding the fat to my butt. But then I always wondered what if I have the breast cancer gene and get breast cancer someday? Would I also get butt cancer? Also, probably better to put something firm in there, rather than jiggly
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut

Shut up Farah.



wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by eroxgirl
I don't ever recall hearing a woman ask for hips before.



Clearly you don't run into too many women trapped in the body of a little boy!!! Well, sort of.....



Farah I have never seen a little boy with a rack like yours!!!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by wc0143


Posted by usuk2004


Posted by eroxgirl
I don't ever recall hearing a woman ask for hips before.



Clearly you don't run into too many women trapped in the body of a little boy!!! Well, sort of.....



Farah I have never seen a little boy with a rack like yours!!!





I guess I should've specified from the waist down...but I thought that would've raised some uncomfortable questions....erm, no pun intended there....
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut

Shut up Farah.






palebride Posted:

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so farah - you're a little boy from the way down?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hbradio Posted:

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Take mine! PLEASE!!!!

beautyq115 Posted:

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Posted by palebride

take mine! take mine!!!



PLEASE TAKE MINE

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