I work with IDIOTS!!!

LOL...that was good

i was laughing so loud one of the guys joked with me at what i was laughing at and I told him he needed to take an exam. he got so fustrated after the 3rd question.

That just brought great pleasure to see a professional get so fustrated about a funny exam

so here we go again with idiots.

someone asked me i have to be at JFK at 4:30 how long do you think it would take to get there from here (here being downtown manhattan)

There was a guy standing at my desk and we both said about an hour. Your best bet is to leave now because of traffic.

The guy asked is there a train that goes to JFK. The guy standing at my desk said i dont think there is. I said there is, you have to walk 5 blocks to the A train, take it going towards rockaway park but get off at the howard beach station, get off and take the shuttle train but then you have to take a bus i think.

the traveling guy was like oh no i cant do that especially with a huge bag.

so i said well hail a cab and tell him to step on it.

the guy looked at me like i was crazy.

its 3:15 you better hope you have a crazy cab driver to get you to JFK by 4:30

Thank you for making me laugh LIW....I really needed it...

Guess he's an idiot! :-)

Do Manufacturers Think We're Idiots?

It appears so. These idiotic, completely stupid instructions appear on real consumer goods.

On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion - defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.

On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. (This was printed on the bottom of the box.)

On a package of bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a sleeping aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.

On a kitchen knife: Warning - keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a bag of peanuts: Warning - contains nuts.

On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.

In an automobile owner's manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.

eroxgirl - welcome!

What do you call an attorney with an IQ 0f 40?

what?

Your Honor!

LOL!!

RON- when I become an attorney are you going to make fun of me??
some are nice!

lol- oh okay
but if I ever become a judge
dont make fun of me then

i love idiots that call.

Me: good afternoon, thanks for calling XO Communications.

person on phone: Can i speak to rosetta

Me: can i please have her last name

person: Dont know her last name. Is this Doctor So and So's office

Me: No this is XO Communications

Person: Are you sure

Me: I do believe so

Person: is this xxx-xxx-xxxx

Me: Yes but this isnt a doctors office

Person: are you sure. Rosetta isnt there is she?

Me: NO

Person : well fine then

hangs up!

so this one person called me and asked me about phone service i told them to hold and i would transfer them. about 1 minute later i get the same phone number and a different person giving me the same speach about phone service.

i told the person that someone just called regarding this and she argued with me that no one called. i said to her well we have caller id and your phone number along with the name of your company appeared on my phone. someone just called. i will transfer you but i am letting you know someone already called.

then i put her on hold and said under my breathe f-ing idiots these people think i am.

and a guy i joke with walks by and asked what was the matter. i told him what happened and he said do these people think we are idiots.

You know what?? I'd almost rather be the idiot. I wouldn't know any better and people would leave me alone. As it is I get asked every stupid little question imaginable because I am a hard working dedicated employee that has more then two brain cells to rub together.

Wacky once said that she wanted her title to be jackass so no one would bother her....

It's so true...