I work with IDIOTS!!!

You know what I call these people-Book Smart people but dumb a$$es when it comes to street smarts, common sense smarts.

Normal people are smart in both worlds. But book smart people can't figure their a$$ from their elbow!

cw0904, I totally agree with you! I ALWAYS say that about booksmart people!

LOL - Lisa, I totally forgot we worked in the same place!!! LOL!

Laurem, how can you forget!! LOL

My uncle, my father...booksmart people somewhat lacking in the social department...understood.

These people - NOT EVEN BOOK SMART!!!

i am about to open up a can of whoop A$$ in here with the idiots.

1. george who has lost his id card and hasnt gotten it replaced so every time he comes up to the office i have to buzz him in

2. i was in the kitchen finally heating up my lunch and actually had 5 minutes to run to the ladies room as i was doing the dance in my seat and some guy shows up and rings the bell, continuesly. like no one heard it the first time. and of course no one jumps to answer the bell

3. i get a package that has to be sent out, and it gets returned. turns out the person i was mailing it to, i was mailing it to her new office location and the company hasnt moved in yet. they will be moving in next week

4. i am sitting here eating my lunch why do you want me to run to get you paper in the back room. cant you do it yourself.

I swear i am going to write a book

I used to work in customer service and I had a man yelling at me because he had a negative balance. I was trying to explain that he had a credit on his bill. He kept yelling at me and telling me he did not owe anything.After several minutes of trying to get him to understand & getting nowhere I said 'Would you like me to get rid of it for you?'

WOW, you are INOAL (In Need Of A Laugh)!

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
'Where do you live?' asked the operator.
Bubba replied, 'At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
' The operator asked, 'Can you spell that for me?'
After a long pause, Bubba said, 'How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?'

All The Best!

LMAO!!

YOU HAVE to see the movie

Office Space!!!! LMAO!!!

Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, 'Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?'

'Jes' some chickens.'

'If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?'

'Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!' 'OK.

Ummmmm...five?'

LOL LIWeddings! I'm chuckling! Thanks!

These women i work with are idiots... (well so is everyone else... but) SO MANY TIMES a printer here will stop printing, and i tell them all they have to do is turn it off and back on. Do you know how many days after that they come to me cuz the printers not printing. WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

It seems to be that the biggest idiots are the bosses... why is that? My boss is such a dumba$$! One day ill have my own business... ahhh that'd be nice

Wow, you still need a laugh!

Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?

Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

i am so glad this day is almost over

i am going to write a book and its going to be titled

the day and life of an admin and talk about all the idiots out there.

i say we declare today national idiots day

my favorite is when they call looking for someone who no longer works with the company and ask when did they leave and if they left a forwarding phone number

I dont know they werent here when i got here

Chippatrid - if it's national idiots day I think we need to be able to tell who the professionals are. So here is 'The Idiot Test for Professionals'!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

If you said: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door, you're wrong you idiot!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to LIW Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. LIW Worldwide says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.