If you can't live without me...
The other night one of FH's friends called. I like this guy a lot, he's very kind and funny. He was in this weird relationship with this girl who was sort of flighty and inconsistent. They were together, they broke up, they got back together, they broke up again... etc etc. So they've been broken up for about 5 months.
When this friend called FH the other night he told him he and the girl were back together. She had called him and said she couldn't live without him. FH repeated this and I heard it from the kitchen. Immediately I shouted... 'If she can't live without him then why isn't she dead yet?'
FH had to hang up the phone because he was laughing too hard. It took him 20 minutes to compose himself and call his friend back.
When this friend called FH the other night he told him he and the girl were back together. She had called him and said she couldn't live without him. FH repeated this and I heard it from the kitchen. Immediately I shouted... 'If she can't live without him then why isn't she dead yet?'
FH had to hang up the phone because he was laughing too hard. It took him 20 minutes to compose himself and call his friend back.
