Investment tips

. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell, Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!