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Is it just me...

GinaBambina08 Posted:

Is it just me...

...or has the older folks in everyone's family been volunteering sex advice now that they're engaged?? I'm sick and tired of my parents and his parents giving us suggestions about how to 'do it right!'
musicgrl79 Posted:

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OMG!! iwould just die if anyone ever brought that up!!!! thats insane!!

Chanwich Posted:

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ew, I still refuse to acknowledge that my parents or any older family member has or had sex at any point in time (if they had a puking face, I would put it here). If anyone ever offered me sex advice in my family, I think I would run out of the room screaming like this
Luckily, I haven't had to deal with that yet.
jgl Posted:

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Well in general my grandma has become such a PERV in her old age.. i wont even tell you the things she has said to me!
GinaBambina08 Posted:

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Posted by jgl

Well in general my grandma has become such a PERV in her old age.. i wont even tell you the things she has said to me!



Please! Do tell!
GinaBambina08 Posted:

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I know, it is extremely traumatic! And I have a year and 3 months to go with this!
SeaMaiden Posted:

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OMG EEW!!!
Autumn08 Posted:

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Posted by Chanwich

ew, I still refuse to acknowledge that my parents or any older family member has or had sex at any point in time (if they had a puking face, I would put it here). If anyone ever offered me sex advice in my family, I think I would run out of the room screaming like this
Luckily, I haven't had to deal with that yet.



Oh I feel the same way!

Once FH and I went upstate for the weekend and my father turns to me and says... now don't bring home any grandchildren! I was mortified!
jgl Posted:

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Posted by GinaBambina88


Posted by jgl

Well in general my grandma has become such a PERV in her old age.. i wont even tell you the things she has said to me!



Please! Do tell!



Oh.. well i'll keep it to the clean stuff...

she was telling us she doesnt believe in French Kissing and started 'demonstrating it' haha

But she has told us that there is nothing wrong with Porno to spice it up....

Oh and yesterday we were talking because my dad had to get a colonoscopy and we joked with him that he liked it... anyway somehow the topic got changed and someone said soemthing about butt s e x (yes my family is funny and sometimes anythign goes hahahah) and my mom goes.. don't bring that up with grandma...so i can only imagine what she might have to say about that!!!

She is 87 yrs old
GinaBambina08 Posted:

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Posted by GinaBambina88


Posted by jgl

Well in general my grandma has become such a PERV in her old age.. i wont even tell you the things she has said to me!



Please! Do tell!



Oh.. well i'll keep it to the clean stuff...

she was telling us she doesnt believe in French Kissing and started 'demonstrating it' haha

But she has told us that there is nothing wrong with Porno to spice it up....

Oh and yesterday we were talking because my dad had to get a colonoscopy and we joked with him that he liked it... anyway somehow the topic got changed and someone said soemthing about butt s e x (yes my family is funny and sometimes anythign goes hahahah) and my mom goes.. don't bring that up with grandma...so i can only imagine what she might have to say about that!!!

She is 87 yrs old



OMG! I love her! I hope i'm like that at her age, lol!
love2plan1 Posted:

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I think I would pass out

jgl Posted:

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haha she is quite fun to be around.. but sometimes you are afraid what she is going to say.. she will def make you blush!!

when she first me FH she goes nice and loud.. 'what a hunk!' haha
GinaBambina08 Posted:

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Posted by jgl

haha she is quite fun to be around.. but sometimes you are afraid what she is going to say.. she will def make you blush!!

when she first me FH she goes nice and loud.. 'what a hunk!' haha



you gotta love horny old ladies
angl2001 Posted:

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i dont get any thank god!!! my dad still yells at my door when we r too quiet saying ' hey its too quiet in there!!!' lmao ( hes not dumb he just likes to annoy us!)

truelove5803 Posted:

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My family is pretty open with stuff like that, but we don't get into details. Although the other day my Mom told FH to start punishing me without sex if I didn't make him his lunch!

ourday08 Posted:

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xXxNovember08xXx Posted:

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my mom told me that me and FH need to go on a
long vacation!? w t f...

then i was liek umm why... she tells me 'we' are acting very stressed....

grrr~!
Jesses Girl Posted:

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my mom talks to me about how other people sleep with other people...like gossip and im thinkin..okay all these girls shes talkin about are around my age...

so that means she must know i have sex..

haha and im still thinkin my mom thinks im a virgin.

we do not speak of anything like that. ever.
i get too embarassed
Kimbalina Posted:

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I think it is just you!!!!
I would die
Kris10546 Posted:

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Posted by Autumn08


Posted by Chanwich

ew, I still refuse to acknowledge that my parents or any older family member has or had sex at any point in time (if they had a puking face, I would put it here). If anyone ever offered me sex advice in my family, I think I would run out of the room screaming like this
Luckily, I haven't had to deal with that yet.



Oh I feel the same way!

Once FH and I went upstate for the weekend and my father turns to me and says... now don't bring home any grandchildren! I was mortified!



The first time FH and I went away overnight together we still hadnt slept together and my parents 'thought' i was just going away for a weekend with one of my girlfriends. As I was leaving, my dad said 'don't get pregnant' I acted like I didnt hear him and I left my house!

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