Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

Moehick Posted: Nov 16, 2004 07:37 PM

Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

Just wondering what the hell takes guys so long to take a c**p? I mean is it really necessary to bring a freaking library in with you? And is there such a thing as a second wave like DH says?

Boop2704 Posted: Nov 16, 2004 07:39 PM

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I actually take a library(not a whole library) in with me!! Its the only quiet time I get in a day!!!

Bunnymonkey Posted: Nov 16, 2004 07:42 PM

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Honestly, I think you are on to something - I think they like the alone time.

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

eta: no, my FH has never mentioned a 'second wave' as a factor in his bathroom time.

sarahthegreat Posted: Nov 16, 2004 09:53 PM

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fh takes his Ipod in there with him - so i know he is going to be gone awhile.

kptoys Posted: Nov 16, 2004 10:46 PM

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I am LMAO over here My DH is the exact opposite. Hes an in and out kinda guy... except for that inital morning read, that could take 10-15 minutes.

DMAG Posted: Nov 16, 2004 10:50 PM

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I get some of my best reading done in the restroom. The sink makes a great armrest.

As matter of fact, guess where I'm typing this right now on my laptop?
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....at the coffee table...duh!!!!!

Moehick Posted: Nov 16, 2004 11:27 PM

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Well DH can be in there forever and when I ask what is taking so long he states he is waiting for the second wave to come, cause it always does.

Katherine121 Posted: Nov 16, 2004 11:59 PM

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Posted by Bunnymonkey

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

THAT's the funniest post all day!

jenny2penny Posted: Nov 17, 2004 10:50 AM

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Blu-ize Posted: Nov 17, 2004 10:53 AM

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I have to admit, I get the second waves....and I read and...no I'm not a guy...I give myself lots of courtesy flushes!

Anniegrl Posted: Nov 17, 2004 10:54 AM

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My brother used to play the guitar while on the crapper

nferrandi Posted: Nov 17, 2004 11:47 AM

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DH and I both do some quality reading on the toilet. We have a huge stack of magazines in the bathroom to keep us entertained.

steph4777 Posted: Nov 17, 2004 12:23 PM

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Posted by Bunnymonkey

Honestly, I think you are on to something - I think they like the alone time.

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

eta: no, my FH has never mentioned a 'second wave' as a factor in his bathroom time.

I agree.

DH has stacks of magazines on the counter behind the toilet and under the sink. In the morning he usually just takes a magazine, but in the evening he takes his law school books with him.

My only request is that he lets me read the magazine before it goes in the bathroom.

OctGroom Posted: Nov 17, 2004 04:22 PM

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That's the (only)
place where I am KING!
Course I'm going to take my time.. LOL

marymoon Posted: Nov 17, 2004 05:58 PM

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OMG! My FH doenst talk about any second wave but he says 'Sometimes it takes time'...LOL..sometimes HOURS..LOL...I think he sits on the toilet waiting for it to come out. I mean, either you have to go or you don't.....

I'm like 'erm..honey..put some effort into it..'