Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

Just wondering what the hell takes guys so long to take a c**p? I mean is it really necessary to bring a freaking library in with you? And is there such a thing as a second wave like DH says?

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

I actually take a library(not a whole library) in with me!! Its the only quiet time I get in a day!!!

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

Honestly, I think you are on to something - I think they like the alone time.

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

eta: no, my FH has never mentioned a 'second wave' as a factor in his bathroom time.

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

fh takes his Ipod in there with him - so i know he is going to be gone awhile.

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I am LMAO over here My DH is the exact opposite. Hes an in and out kinda guy... except for that inital morning read, that could take 10-15 minutes.

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

I get some of my best reading done in the restroom. The sink makes a great armrest.

As matter of fact, guess where I'm typing this right now on my laptop?
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....at the coffee table...duh!!!!!

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

Well DH can be in there forever and when I ask what is taking so long he states he is waiting for the second wave to come, cause it always does.

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Posted by Bunnymonkey

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

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THAT's the funniest post all day!

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Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

I have to admit, I get the second waves....and I read and...no I'm not a guy...I give myself lots of courtesy flushes!

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

My brother used to play the guitar while on the crapper

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DH and I both do some quality reading on the toilet. We have a huge stack of magazines in the bathroom to keep us entertained.

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Posted by Bunnymonkey

Honestly, I think you are on to something - I think they like the alone time.

My question: Why do you want to sit and read in the smelly-ness for half an hour after you have finished doing your duty?

eta: no, my FH has never mentioned a 'second wave' as a factor in his bathroom time.

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I agree.

DH has stacks of magazines on the counter behind the toilet and under the sink. In the morning he usually just takes a magazine, but in the evening he takes his law school books with him.

My only request is that he lets me read the magazine before it goes in the bathroom.

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

That's the (only)
place where I am KING!
Course I'm going to take my time.. LOL

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

OMG! My FH doenst talk about any second wave but he says 'Sometimes it takes time'...LOL..sometimes HOURS..LOL...I think he sits on the toilet waiting for it to come out. I mean, either you have to go or you don't.....


I'm like 'erm..honey..put some effort into it..'

Re: Is there such a thing as a 'Second wave'? Warning: Gross

I feel the same way...either you have to go or you don't. why do men just sit in the bathroom waiting for it?