It poured for my cousin's fiance...and it was awful!!!

OH MY GOD!!!! I went to my cousin's FW's shower on Saturday. Mind you, it's upstate so it's a bit, um, different?

WELL, it was awful. She has lilac colored BM dresses and flowers so the place was a purple nightmare. I swear, everywhere was lilac decor and more swans than I could count...and we know my feelings towards birds!!

Anyway, they forgot to put on the invitation that there would be a wishing well....so, they bought a ton of utensils and we had to pin utensils onto the B2B's apron. It took 35 minutes and was ridiculous!!!!

THEN they made us do a 3 question survey on how they met, etc. It was lame and the prizes were swans, purple and tulle candle nightmares. Eek.

Then it was bingo....4 columns by 4 rows...hello?!?! Bingo is clearly 5....but anyway....

Yeah, it was awful. I can't explain it fully but imagine make-your-own purple chocolate hearts and swans everywhere....tulle adorning it all...oh god, I'm convulsing just thinking about it....

I told my family that if my shower is EVER that bad....I will assault them....

I just had to share...no cheese games girls, they're awful!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

OH MY GOD!!!! I went to my cousin's FW's shower on Saturday. Mind you, it's upstate so it's a bit, um, different?

WELL, it was awful. She has lilac colored BM dresses and flowers so the place was a purple nightmare. I swear, everywhere was lilac decor and more swans than I could count...and we know my feelings towards birds!!

Anyway, they forgot to put on the invitation that there would be a wishing well....so, they bought a ton of utensils and we had to pin utensils onto the B2B's apron. It took 35 minutes and was ridiculous!!!!

THEN they made us do a 3 question survey on how they met, etc. It was lame and the prizes were swans, purple and tulle candle nightmares. Eek.

Then it was bingo....4 columns by 4 rows...hello?!?! Bingo is clearly 5....but anyway....

Yeah, it was awful. I can't explain it fully but imagine make-your-own purple chocolate hearts and swans everywhere....tulle adorning it all...oh god, I'm convulsing just thinking about it....

I told my family that if my shower is EVER that bad....I will assault them....

I just had to share...no cheese games girls, they're awful!!!!!!!!!

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This sounds exactly like a nightmare I had about my own shower the other day....

....but to each their (tacky) own I guess.

At my shower I want burritos and Jagermeister and maybe some cheesy games because for some reason with my friends, cheesy games always become waaaay rauchy and hilarious so yeah.....

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

OH MY GOD!!!! I went to my cousin's FW's shower on Saturday. Mind you, it's upstate so it's a bit, um, different?

WELL, it was awful. She has lilac colored BM dresses and flowers so the place was a purple nightmare. I swear, everywhere was lilac decor and more swans than I could count...and we know my feelings towards birds!!

Anyway, they forgot to put on the invitation that there would be a wishing well....so, they bought a ton of utensils and we had to pin utensils onto the B2B's apron. It took 35 minutes and was ridiculous!!!!

THEN they made us do a 3 question survey on how they met, etc. It was lame and the prizes were swans, purple and tulle candle nightmares. Eek.

Then it was bingo....4 columns by 4 rows...hello?!?! Bingo is clearly 5....but anyway....

Yeah, it was awful. I can't explain it fully but imagine make-your-own purple chocolate hearts and swans everywhere....tulle adorning it all...oh god, I'm convulsing just thinking about it....

I told my family that if my shower is EVER that bad....I will assault them....

I just had to share...no cheese games girls, they're awful!!!!!!!!!

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This sounds exactly like a nightmare I had about my own shower the other day....

....but to each their (tacky) own I guess.

At my shower I want burritos and Jagermeister and maybe some cheesy games because for some reason with my friends, cheesy games always become waaaay rauchy and hilarious so yeah.....

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I just want a nice little brunch with chatting and gift opening. The games were AWFUL....it took over 4 hours and it was hot, boring, ridiculous....

as you can see, I enjoyed it oh so much...

oh and people, register, register, register!! She got about 12 sets of mixing bowls!!!!

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I agree!!!

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Posted by ourday08

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I agree!!!

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I think it should be a law....

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I agree!!!

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I think it should be a law....

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This whole thing reminds me of a shirt I saw that said 'F*ck Taffeta' from offbeatbride.com...haha

sorry....that was random.

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

OH MY GOD!!!! I went to my cousin's FW's shower on Saturday. Mind you, it's upstate so it's a bit, um, different?

WELL, it was awful. She has lilac colored BM dresses and flowers so the place was a purple nightmare. I swear, everywhere was lilac decor and more swans than I could count...and we know my feelings towards birds!!

Anyway, they forgot to put on the invitation that there would be a wishing well....so, they bought a ton of utensils and we had to pin utensils onto the B2B's apron. It took 35 minutes and was ridiculous!!!!

THEN they made us do a 3 question survey on how they met, etc. It was lame and the prizes were swans, purple and tulle candle nightmares. Eek.

Then it was bingo....4 columns by 4 rows...hello?!?! Bingo is clearly 5....but anyway....

Yeah, it was awful. I can't explain it fully but imagine make-your-own purple chocolate hearts and swans everywhere....tulle adorning it all...oh god, I'm convulsing just thinking about it....

I told my family that if my shower is EVER that bad....I will assault them....

I just had to share...no cheese games girls, they're awful!!!!!!!!!

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This sounds exactly like a nightmare I had about my own shower the other day....

....but to each their (tacky) own I guess.

At my shower I want burritos and Jagermeister and maybe some cheesy games because for some reason with my friends, cheesy games always become waaaay rauchy and hilarious so yeah.....

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I just want a nice little brunch with chatting and gift opening. The games were AWFUL....it took over 4 hours and it was hot, boring, ridiculous....

as you can see, I enjoyed it oh so much...

oh and people, register, register, register!! She got about 12 sets of mixing bowls!!!!

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EEEEKkkkkKKkkkk
ugh purple...
and you omg birds.. LOL sorry i just HAVE to laugh.
at least the B2B had fun.... sorry you had to suffer..

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I agree!!!

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I think it should be a law....

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This whole thing reminds me of a shirt I saw that said 'F*ck Taffeta' from offbeatbride.com...haha

sorry....that was random.

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i'm sooooo going to buy that shirt

I take is she like chocolate purple swans? Sounds like taking a theme a bit too far but what the bride wants she gets....

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Posted by smplynluv

I take is she like chocolate purple swans? Sounds like taking a theme a bit too far but what the bride wants she gets....

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I think it was the bride's sister actually...eek!

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Posted by empressdani

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I agree!!!

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I think it should be a law....

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This whole thing reminds me of a shirt I saw that said 'F*ck Taffeta' from offbeatbride.com...haha

sorry....that was random.

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i'm sooooo going to buy that shirt

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ME TOO! AWESOME!

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by ourday08

Wow!, I hope the B2B had fun reguardless.

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She did....but wowsers, I realized swans, tulle and lilac chocolate should never be used as decor!

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I second that!

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

Then it was bingo....4 columns by 4 rows...hello?!?! Bingo is clearly 5....but anyway....

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LOL Bridal BING!!!!!!!