It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

Original post by OctGroom

Feb 06, 2004 04:20 PM

Tell all of us your experience....

Oh.. nevermind.

Anybody like sweet potatoes?

Lisa Rose Posted: Feb 06, 2004 09:28 PM

Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

Posted by Shamee

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

HOLY CRAP!! I AM LMAO!!!!

jennbaby Posted: Feb 06, 2004 09:46 PM

Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

Posted by Shamee

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

I have a VERY similar story but I wont post it...John & I are here now LOL!!!!!!!!

halloweenbride04 Posted: Feb 06, 2004 10:01 PM

Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

Posted by Shamee

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

OMG ROFLMAO!!!! FH keeps asking what's so funny? And I'm laughing so hard I can't speak What Patmark do you shop in? Buyer beware!

djkatscan Posted: Feb 06, 2004 10:07 PM

Re: It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

These stories have me LMAO so bad!

When my dad would fart, he would look up in the air and say 'oh look...DUCKS!'

butterfly20 Posted: Feb 06, 2004 10:49 PM

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omg... kept me laughing so much..

...not farts, but my dad will make loud belches in the stores sometimes.. once he was 2 feet away from a lady with his back turned and let out such a loud one...

Xelindrya Posted: Feb 07, 2004 01:35 PM

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OMG Shamee that is too funny

Hey.. I spent years looking for the elusive Elephant that roamed our house. I was little and once my dad said 'What are you doing' I said..

'It smells funny.. I think that elephant is back'

He died.. I guess he never realized when he once farted and blamed the elephant under the chair, I believed him.