It was the loudest I ever farted and it changed my life forever....

Tell all of us your experience....

Oh.. nevermind.

Anybody like sweet potatoes?

It's final, this week shall be forever known as 'LIW's Takes It To The Toilet' Week.

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Posted by Misty

It's final, this week shall be forever known as 'LIW's Takes It To The Toilet' Week.

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Posted by Stacey1403

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That's a good icon there, Stacey 1403.

Actually I got a story for you.. true no less.

My father used to be big.. Im talking HUGE.
He never quite fit into the seats at the movies.

But one day my brother and I were DYING to see a movie (big movie, tho I can’t right now remember what it was) and my father really wanted to see it too. We made a big day out of it… picked up our tickets.. got good sweet stuff and popcorn. It was nice because my stepmother really never trusted the three of us out together alone. So for us to spend time together was big.

Well there we are holding our seats waiting for Dad. Like usual I gotta ‘go’ before the movie starts and so I leave my older brother waiting for my Dad to come back. I passed my father on the way out and was kinda stupid kiddie happy (I was young).

When I got back my Dad wasn’t there. My brother said he went out for a smoke. The movie started and I figured Dad was in the restroom. Later in the movie I got scared and bugged my brother. He said everything was ok and he knew Dad was outside.. let it go and watch the movie. I was so unhappy.

At the end of the movie my Dad was out there waiting for us and we went home. Dad said he changed his mind and didn’t want to see the movie cause he couldn’t smoke inside. I never understood what happened, until later.

Apparently my father came back with the goods and just as he was trying to squeeze himself into the seat he let one loose.. a loud loud loud one. It got EVERYONE’s attention. Silenced the whole place. He felt so embarrassed that he left.

To this day he’s never spoken about that day. Poor guy. He’s also lost over 200 lbs and much healthier than back then. Believe it or not, he sees all the new releases now in the theatres. But between my brother and I .. we refer to it as the Father's Infamous Theatre Fart or The FIF for short.. “Don’t go have a Fif man”

Sad isnt it?

Veronica that's too funny!!! Poor Dad!

Poor Daddy

Poor Daddy!!!!!!

The FIF!!

What's sad is that I clicked on this post, even after reading the subject....

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Posted by Misty

Poor Daddy!!!!!!

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I know.. he's such a sweetie too.. Big old teddy bear of love.. It sucked he had to miss the movie.

But hey.. Fif's happen.

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Posted by Xelindrya

Actually I got a story for you.. true no less.

My father used to be big.. Im talking HUGE.
He never quite fit into the seats at the movies.

But one day my brother and I were DYING to see a movie (big movie, tho I can’t right now remember what it was) and my father really wanted to see it too. We made a big day out of it… picked up our tickets.. got good sweet stuff and popcorn. It was nice because my stepmother really never trusted the three of us out together alone. So for us to spend time together was big.

Well there we are holding our seats waiting for Dad. Like usual I gotta ‘go’ before the movie starts and so I leave my older brother waiting for my Dad to come back. I passed my father on the way out and was kinda stupid kiddie happy (I was young).

When I got back my Dad wasn’t there. My brother said he went out for a smoke. The movie started and I figured Dad was in the restroom. Later in the movie I got scared and bugged my brother. He said everything was ok and he knew Dad was outside.. let it go and watch the movie. I was so unhappy.

At the end of the movie my Dad was out there waiting for us and we went home. Dad said he changed his mind and didn’t want to see the movie cause he couldn’t smoke inside. I never understood what happened, until later.

Apparently my father came back with the goods and just as he was trying to squeeze himself into the seat he let one loose.. a loud loud loud one. It got EVERYONE’s attention. Silenced the whole place. He felt so embarrassed that he left.

To this day he’s never spoken about that day. Poor guy. He’s also lost over 200 lbs and much healthier than back then. Believe it or not, he sees all the new releases now in the theatres. But between my brother and I .. we refer to it as the Father Infamous Theatre Fart or The FIF for short.. “Don’t go have a Fif man”

Sad isnt it?

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It's OK.. we all have something happen like that to us sometime in life.. It's all good.

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

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Posted by Shamee

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG I'M CRYING.

in middle school i farted on my gym teacher while she held my ankles (I was doing the sit-ups for the physical fitness test).

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Posted by Shamee

HOLY COWW!! That happened to me recently...

My husband and I shop late at night because we don't want to deal with crowds and stuff. Anyway, being PG, the baby gives me mad gas and it didn't help that I had chinese for dinner! Anyway, we're in one of the isles (figuring NO one was there at 12:00 a.m.) and I'm like 'Check this out' to my husband! I blow this enlongated fart that sounded like a ship off the bay and I pretended to skid out with my cart around the corner (like the fart jetted me into the next isle). Anyway as I'm turning the corner, I run into this woman and she has this look of horror on her face! I turned to my husband and was like 'YOU DAMN PIG!!!' as I nearly wet myself running away from her/him. It was the funniest moment to date we've had at Pathmark!!

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LMAO

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Posted by ThongLori

in middle school i farted on my gym teacher while she held my ankles (I was doing the sit-ups for the physical fitness test).

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Did you get an 'A' for the class?

the best is in yoga class doing the 'other' fart!!!