Italian Mothers (Cute Joke)
Mrs Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a
> female roomate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
> couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had
> long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
> only made her more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started
> to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met
> the eye.
>
> Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, 'I know what you must
> be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.'
>
> About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, 'Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Anthony replied, ' Well, I
> doubt it, but
I'll
> email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote:
>
> Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my
house,
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that
> it
has
> been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love, Anthony
>
> Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma
which
> read:
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you
> 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
> in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
> Love, Momma
>
> Lesson of the day - Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
Italian!
>
>
> female roomate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
> couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had
> long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
> only made her more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started
> to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met
> the eye.
>
> Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, 'I know what you must
> be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.'
>
> About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, 'Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Anthony replied, ' Well, I
> doubt it, but
I'll
> email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote:
>
> Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my
house,
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that
> it
has
> been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love, Anthony
>
> Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma
which
> read:
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you
> 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
> in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
> Love, Momma
>
> Lesson of the day - Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
Italian!
>
>
