its game time! MAD LIBS

mad libs or crazy libs
pick one and post it...

I'll start:

I did All a Dream:

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in back seat of a car,
All the hairy day.
I've been workin' in back seat of a car,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle banging?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear kellan lutz shouting
“jen, jogged your horn? ”

jen, won't you jogged,
jen, won't you jogged,
jen, won't you jogged your horn?
jen, won't you jogged,
jen, won't you jogged,
jen, won't you jogged your horn?

Someone's in the conservatory with jen.
Someone's in the conservatory, I know.
Someone's in the conservatory with jen
Strumming on the old clarinet.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!

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I havent done these in sooooooo long......

The Beach

Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to Long Beach Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend Nicky. I know Nicky will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is pretty!

We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle anthony's Pancake Hut. I always get pizza flavored pancakes.

After breakfast we walk the waves, go jogging for seashells, and hop a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite—sandwich sandwiches. The only time sandwich sandwiches are not so large is when you drop them in the sand.

By 10:00, everyone's had enough of the beach. But Long Beach Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really tiny boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher ms moran there, eating a huge banana split?

There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit dog, but make sure your mom and dad say it's okay! My favorite store is the jewelry store. Nicky and I each buy a rope bracelet that will fly when it gets wet. Pretty ugly!

By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to Long Beach Beach again.

The Pet Show
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town.

“That's furry!” I said. “I'm sure grumbles will win.”

grumbles is our pet cat. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking her arms and jumping through boxes. Her favorite food is pizza. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early, washed grumbles, and tied her favorite underwear around her neck. She looked dirty.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big dog. On the other side was a(n) japanese poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how grumbles can balance a(n) boy on her toe. They were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big frog with blue stripes. But grumbles got a(n) grey ribbon for being the most yummy cat at the show

Why I Love Fall

Yesterday mike and I went for a sexy fall walk. It was getting colder, so we had to put on our woolly bra and sweaters.

Halfway down the block, we saw the richardson family out in their yard. The richardson children were raking big piles of bikinis and leaping into them. Mrs. richardson was planting slurpee bulbs so she would have beautiful slurpee flowers in the spring.

“Fall is in the air,” mike said. “Soon the days will be getting more large.”

We walked down jones Street admiring the pink and purple leaves. Overhead, bobble heads were flying south for the winter. Two ferrets scampered by, hiding acorns in a tree for the winter.

“That makes me hungry,” said mike. “Maybe we should go pick some nice round red tootsie rolls and bake them in a pie.”

“HARDER!” I said. “That sounds thick.”

Burp!
Sally had everything a(n) Alpaca could ask for. He had fancy food, a big, greasy bed, and the Fagan family to look after him.

One morning Sally woke up. “I'm hungry!” he said. He went down to the bedroom but everyone in the Fagan family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.

Sally went outside and ran down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n) beautiful car. “Gulp!” Down went the car. “Not bad!” said Sally.

Next, Sally headed for the park. There he found a pair of hammers just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the hammers. “Mmmm, pretty!” said Sally.

Sally was feeling very wild as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” Sally swallowed mario kart and dance dance revolution whole.

“eeeeek!! It must be time to go home,” said Sally. He pooped back home and up the stairs to his greasy bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Sally!” called Mrs. Fagan.

“I don't feel very well,” groaned Sally. “It must have been those cherries I ate for supper last night.” Burp!